2007-12-07 08:05:13 · 28 answers · asked by littlebitofluv 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
ok, good point that if i suspect then he wouldn't be a good spy. but i have all kinda evidence. And yes, have a PI friend/former CIA. Investigation in process. I am a detective.
2007-12-07 08:18:14 · update #1
does he drink vodka martinis, shaken not stirred
2007-12-07 08:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by CHARLES R 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
How do we know you're not a spy?!
Seriously, look for the following spy characteristics:
A. Great hair. His hair should be perfect at all times, whether he's making dinner, playing raquetball, or blowing up giant lasers in space.
B. Great muscles. He should be really cut without ever working out (except for benching blondes with foreign accents).
C. His car should have an ejection seat.
D. He has a british accent.
E. He is a really good gambler, even at games nobody understands, like Baccarat, Pai Gow Power, and naked Twister.
FYI - You need to figure out if you're the hot girl that he sleeps with and dies, or if you're the hot girl he sleeps with and lives. After that, it's all martinis and super yachts.
2007-12-07 17:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by Clarence Oddbody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next time you get in his car press the cigarette lighter and then get out and run to the back of the car...if there is oil all over the ground then he is probably a SPY.... if not then go ahead and pull back on the windshield washer control with the ignition on... if water sprays on the windshield and missiles are NOT launched out of the headlights...he probably isnt a SPY...
Good luck (P.S. whatever you do, just in case, do not press any buttons on the stereo, cause if he is a SPY, one of those could very well be the Driver or Passenger Ejection buttons...not good if you are parked in the garage)
2007-12-07 16:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by my_huckelberry 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You can't, but if he is no one will tell you. You can't call the FBI or CIA because they will not tell you anything over the phone, or over the Internet( e-mail). No one is suppose to know who a spy is, so if he was, and he found out that you know, he may have to bump you off so his secret is safe.
2007-12-07 16:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by harold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stait up. Be like "Honey I've had the creeping idea that your a spy" and give all the reason why. And if can't answer maybe it's bc it's the whole "I'd have to kill you thing" The worst thing to do in my oppion is to hide sometime.
2007-12-07 16:08:21 · answer #5 · answered by krollamyben 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it is such a good idea to try to find this out. If he was a spy, he wouldn't be allow to tell you. If you know, it would probably gain more stress on his job. If I were you, I would pretend I do not know anything.
2007-12-07 16:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some very funny answers above.
All jokes aside... if he's actually a spy, you'll NEVER know the truth, and you probably wouldn't have a clue. I'd bet money that he isn't.
2007-12-07 16:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by a_niceguy_in_virginia 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this question and the answers made my day! i kind of agree with the people who said if you (a normal civilian) suspect he is a spy, he either isn't one or he isn't a very good one. ooh, and rent all the bourne movies - that'll give you some good ideas.
2007-12-07 16:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by hh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire a private investigator.
2007-12-07 16:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he talks on the phone secretly, is out late at night without telling you where he's going..... odds are he's not a spy but having an affair
2007-12-07 16:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by J K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you even suspect that he is a spy then he either isn't one or he isn't a good one.
2007-12-07 16:10:28 · answer #11 · answered by No one 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋