What's your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?

Question

I once dived into a pool and my trunks came off. The water was very cold and this reflected in my man equipment.

Answer 1

in elementary school for phys ed class we were having aerobics week and i wore my leotard under my clothes. we were intstructed to change clothes up on stage, so i went up there and pulled my jeans off and my leotard pants came down with them. i mooned my whole class, and i was on stage doing it.

nobody minds when my top comes off in the pool.

Answer 2

I was in the wedding when my best friend got married. She ordered us all the same shoes, dyed to match the dress. But, the liner on one of my shoes was messed up and the inner sole was affixed at an angel & the sticky part was exposed. AND, there was no time to get a new pair. So, I wore them all afternoon and most of the night with a messed up liner. Essentially, I was setting the glue quite firmly to my foot.
When I tried to take the shoe off, I could not. I felt like a fly on fly paper (lol). My boyfriend had to pull the shoe with both hands and when it finally came off, there was a horrible ripping sound as my hose were torn off and we both crashed backwards from the force.
The glue would not come off easily and the entire next day, I was sticking to whatever I stepped on.
Maybe not as embarassing as the cold water issue but it seemed so at the time.

Answer 3

mine has to do with a pool as well. back in the day (80's) i had a swimsuit that had a zipper on the the front. i dove off the diving board and came up the ladder. i heard some hoots and hollers. i look down and realized that the zipper had come down and my boobs where hanging out. i booked it out of there.

Answer 4

I had a pair of khakis that somehow during the day, the seam under the zipper came undone. People were looking weird at me as I was walking down the hall. I couldn't figure out why until I asked my friend, and she told me. You could see EVERYTHING. That was embarrassing!

Answer 5

In highschool. I use to wear jeans with holes...i thought it was cute. Well at lunch i went to sit down and i heard a big tear.
WELL the hole by my @$$ pocket tore the whole way up my pockets. So yeah i had a huge hole in my jeans in the wrong place for the rest of the afternoon...
i tied a sweatshirt around my waist.

Answer 6

I walked out of the bathroom at work with the leading end of the toilet paper roll stuck inside the back of my pants. By the time someone pointed it out to me, there was a long toilet paper tail going all the way back to the toilet.

Answer 7

i had to get up in front of the class and give a presentation and when i stood up the bottom of my pants were caught under the desk of the person behind me i yanked on them but instead of pullin up i pulled to the side and ripped a HUGE hole in the *** of my pants and i had to stay that way for the rest of the day.

Answer 8

My swim suit top got pulled off by the waves in the ocean once when I was little! I was looking all over for it and my brother had it on shore and was teasing me to come and get it! He is so silly!

Answer 9

I bent over to pick up a chicken bone that still had meat on it, and the mu mu ripped along the back seam! The gentleman in the booth behind us started gagging and had to be given the Heimlich by the waitress. They asked me not to come back. I was so embarrassed.

Answer 10

One tim ei was at my country club and i dived into the pool off the divinboard and my top came off and my implants were for everyone to see... . at least im sexy. =]