Will you write me a short story using these words?

Question

Failure
Upright
Household
Discrepancy
Hostage
Rolling
Cracking
Fence
Squad
Quarter

Answer 1

I am pretty much a FAILURE when it comes to HOUSEHOLD maintenance or fixer-upper projects. If you had a QUARTER for every time one of my projects resulted in something worse than what was there before, you would have enough money to ransom almost any HOSTAGE.

There is always a huge DISCREPANCY between the picture on the package and the results of my work. I guess that’s what they mean in the fine print by “Results may vary.”

The wooden FENCE I put up around the yard is a good example. I am still not sure all the sections are UPRIGHT and, as you can see, much of it is CRACKING already.

I had the do-it-yourself SQUAD down at Home Depot ROLLING in the aisles with the pictures of the spaghetti-like plumbing I installed when I put in the new bathroom.

Let 'em laugh. I get my revenge in the end. I work at the local Computer World Store, and the disasters these guys bring to me after they have tried to “enhance” their PCs rivals anything I have shown to them.

Answer 2

Failure to remain upright while completing household chores led to the queen's maids discrepancy. It seems the king's butler, passing by the window observed the maid lying in a prone position and mistook it for a hostage situation.
This led to the king's gaurd rolling out Ye Olde Battering Ram and cracking down the castle door. Upon discovering the truth of the maids indolence and the butlers impulsiveness, the king had both escorted to the garden fence and their and then excuted by firing squad.
The king and queen are now both safe in their bedroom quarter.

Answer 3

A Saturday night in November became drawing close the time of twilight and the massive unenclosed tract of untamed, wide-unfold as Egdon Heath, embrowned itself, 2d by 2d. the subsequent component I knew, a huge cheese had rolled down the heath, knocking my puppy monkey from my batman's palms and in the present day right into a quagmire, Our efforts, in fishing for the unfavourable beast, have been rewarded purely with a soggy 'Take That' DVD.

Answer 4

Do your own homework....
Good luck with that ♥

Answer 5

I could really do this, but are you serious?

Answer 6

no