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I'm scared to tell anyone what happened and I am pretending to be sick today so I don't have to go back to school. Fortunately it is working. Btw, if u want to make it seem like you have a fever, put your head over the toaster for a few seconds. Anyway, I farted really heavily for a long time yesterday during Science. It smelled bad too. What would u do if that happened to you? Also, this guy I like sits behind me. The worst part about it was, I thought it was going to be silent and kind of leaned over to my left only let out a siren and I'm sure he got the wiff of it too. What would u have done and what would u say the next day?

2007-12-07 03:27:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

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I love how girls blame it on someone else. (end of sarcasm). But, just play it off. Who cares, it's just like the book "Everyone Poops"; everyone farts, so, yeah, it's funny when it happens, but you should look around and ask people if they've had louder ones than the one you just let out!

2007-12-07 04:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by Adam M 1 · 0 0

It replaced into probable greater like 10-15 seconds. and you will stay. This occurred to me as quickly as for the duration of Spanish classification. I have been given as much as ask the instructor something, and as quickly as my *** lifted off the chair-- I enable loose a noisy one. all of us have been given quiet, and that i sat backpedal and endured to artwork.

2016-11-13 23:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by caton 4 · 0 0

It used to happen to me on the London Underground and I used to look the bloke next to me up and down and say 'You filthy beast' and turn away from him with a disgusted expression on my face.

2007-12-07 03:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by Sparrow 3 · 0 1

Just cover your nose and say what is this smell?

2007-12-07 03:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Change schools & change your diet! Or say: My aunty's skunk stew does it to me everytime!

2007-12-07 03:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by david 4 · 0 0

say "excuse me" big deal everyone has gas and it's painful

2007-12-07 03:33:01 · answer #6 · answered by ann s 7 · 0 0

DAMNIT! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE HAD THAT LAST BURRITO! D:<

2007-12-07 03:41:36 · answer #7 · answered by blackwingedangel9 2 · 0 0

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