Let's keep it at school friendly!
Thanks!!!
2007-12-07 02:55:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
2007-12-07 03:51:08 · answer #1 · answered by senor_sky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI,
This is the funniest quote I've ever heard:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Happy Holidays,
Patty
2007-12-07 11:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by howardscues 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old biddy ran into Winston Churchill and exclaimed
'sir you are drunk'
To which he replied
'Madam you are ugly, in the morning I will be sober, you will still be ugly'
Two British MPs (Benjamin Disraeli and ??)
'You sir will either die on the gallows or of a venereal disease'
'That sir depends on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress'
2007-12-07 11:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by Lynnie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lets keep it at school friendly is the funniest quote i have ever heard have you been to the school lately and walked around and listened to the way students talk by no means is it school firendly
2007-12-07 10:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by ninekittys 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Love this one...
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
2007-12-07 11:02:00 · answer #5 · answered by KyLoveChick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand." Steven Wright
I'm quadriplegic so I thinks that's even funnier to me. And by the way if any of you are we need to hook up.
2007-12-07 11:04:40 · answer #6 · answered by Cathy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
" I'm not going to get married again , I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house " , Rod Stewart
2007-12-07 10:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is just like candy.
Sometimes you have to throw out the wrappers.
:-)
2007-12-09 14:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by lil miss smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“Never criticize another man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets pissed off and wants to attack you, he’s a mile away and barefoot.”
2007-12-07 11:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by Yaybob 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One in four people is insane. Think of your 3 closest friends, if their ok then its you!!!
2007-12-07 11:05:07 · answer #10 · answered by tsudrafter 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋