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Aside from all the interesting theories about why Hitler killed Jews. The bottomline is that the pope was paying for his military armaments and feeding Hitlers soldiers.The Pope paid for the equipment and supplies with a gift from his old buddy Roosevelt. Roosevelt felt it was for a righteous cause so he just borrowed the gold from Ft. Knox. Then it was paid back in silver. Then the silver disappered and America got paper. Pius never used all the gold. He tricked Hitler into the Russian winter. Now all the gold in Ft. Knox is in a vault in Vatican City in someone elses name.

2007-12-07 02:25:17 · 4 answers · asked by Tom C 1 in Arts & Humanities History

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You're forgetting the involvement of space aliens, Freemasons, the Trilateral Commission, and, of course, the Jews.
Many people, myself included, did not know that Hitler, Stalin, and Roosevelt were homosexual lovers.
WWII was really about a love traingle between the three, aided and abetted by various banking conspiracies, Zoltar, Dictator of the Galaxy, and Zelig, Zionist agent provacatuer and keeper of the mystical sword of Kraplakistan.

Be certain, also, to keep tinfoil on your head at all times - this will prevent Zionist spies, the US government, and the space aliens that work for them from reading your thoughts !!
And don't take any medication for "psychiatric conditions," because this may also turn you into a space alien.

Remember, too, to prepare for the end of days, and remember the sacred code words "rosebud," "zog," "Trystero," "fidelio," and "meatloaf." These may get you out of serious trouble if you're apprehended, or may, possibly, get you admitted to a really cool orgy!!

2007-12-07 02:44:48 · answer #1 · answered by Andrew S 4 · 2 0

There are not enough pixels on all of the computer monitors in all of the world to display the number of question marks I feel swimming around in my head as I tried to fathom the iota of truth that may have sparked this absolutely inane fabrication of events. So, I will ask simply, "Huh?"

2007-12-07 03:45:26 · answer #2 · answered by dais77005 3 · 0 0

Can you ask a question about History instead of giving me some more speed?

2007-12-07 03:14:25 · answer #3 · answered by WMD 7 · 0 0

I've heard some ridiculous conspiracy theories in my time, but this one takes the cake...Nuts!

2007-12-07 02:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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