Ok this is ridiculous. My husband was having a drink at his friend's house with his other friends and I can't imagine that they would do such a thing..they cut off his penis while he was drunk. They told him that it would grow back and it has been months and it hasn't..what should I do? I'm really screwed this time...
2007-12-07 02:11:30 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I can't believe anyone could be this stupid!
2007-12-07 02:14:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Its quite obvious as u mention fake?What ever is fake replace the real perhaps the look maybe yea possible but function unlikely as the real one does it applies to the heart to.Some of the things example like some veins or what to caused the penis to erect the replica might not be able to.
2016-04-07 23:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw it laying in the middle of I-95. Tell him to go get it. I think its been run over a few times so it won't do him any good anyway. But YOU could still put it in your mouth, you dweeb.
2007-12-07 02:26:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u definitely r kidding right? No way, ur husbands penis is not a lizards tail that it will grow back again.
2007-12-07 02:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by Niel 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Let me suggest this: go to the "friends" that did this, and offer to cut theirs off. (Why not? It'll just grow back. Right?)
(Sorry; it don't. And never will.)
2007-12-07 02:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no way this question is real. What are you, 10 years old?
I see now that you have 61 points. A lot of violation notices hmmm?
2007-12-07 02:14:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Sorry sweetie you are not screwed...ever again.
Avoid having kids with this guy! Oh yeah. Never mind.
2007-12-07 02:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by callawak2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard every time a penis gets cut off an angel gets it's wings...or something like that...
2007-12-07 02:22:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Dose the name Frankenpenis come to mind?
2007-12-07 02:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by Lucius Vorenus 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh... looks like you have got yourself a new shopping buddy. What am I saying?! Sew it back on!
2007-12-07 02:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by Snow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you joking or what? Becoming MATURE ADULTS is what your husband and his friends need to work on.
2007-12-07 02:18:17 · answer #11 · answered by Tray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋