A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, is my guest. Maybe
You’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching
herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young
woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a
huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the
creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying
nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator
on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this
One isn't wearing any shoes either!"
2007-12-07 01:37:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That was cute. My ex boyfriend, his dad and I took a trip to Alabama a couple of years ago. We went threw Louisiana, I was looking so forward to seeing alligators. I was more than disappointed when I never got to see a single one. Never got to see their shoes either.
2007-12-07 09:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2016-04-07 23:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since I live in Louisiana I've heard this one before, never gets old.
2007-12-07 01:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Corey D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love a determined blonde. reminds me of myself.
2007-12-07 11:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Louisiana: funny, only heard it mucho times before.
where yat?
2007-12-07 02:28:29 · answer #5 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it ... completely unexpected ending! I should have known, considering she was blonde.
2007-12-07 01:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm from New Orleans, L.A and I've never heard that one, I like it!
2007-12-07 02:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you joke telling folks need to get together and find out who is telling which joke this was just on a day ago!!!
2007-12-07 02:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
In answer to your question: you are not to tell tales about me any more !!!!
2007-12-07 01:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
She's is right,they don't wear shoes..I am from there,I know.....
2007-12-07 05:53:22 · answer #10 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋