My husband jim-bob whos my cousin on my momma's side is a plumber. He as doing a job the other day and was gone teh entire night! He told me that them bears in calcutta took all his tools adn told him that they needed them to fix their little bear house. I believed him beause it is the time of the year when all the bears fix their houses and prepare to hibernate you it sounded like a realistic story to me. but today I found a pair of under britches in the back of his truck. He told me that the two bears were foolin around in the back of his truck trying to make little bear babies. What should I do bout jim-bob??
2007-12-07 00:57:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I'll bet the bear took Jim's clothes and wiped his a-ss with them!
2007-12-07 01:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jim Bob ain't foolin with no bears a bear would rip the head plum off of poor Jim Bob. Bears don't wear under britches. Jim Bob must be running with another cousin.
2007-12-07 09:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't go on Springer, go on Maury because I caught that same skanky bear with my brother, Bobbie Ray, on our wedding day so I had to marry my Paw instead (cuz' I was having his baby anyway). Well, I saw the bear walk by my mama's house through the holes in the wall and she looked pregnant!!!!
2007-12-07 09:24:46 · answer #3 · answered by StephiPets 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your husbands your cousin and you believe bears use tools to fix there house where are you from mars are you that dumb to believe this story if so you get what you deserve. if you want to get even go to the next family reunion and find yourself anouther man get educated and get out of the woods. sorry but you asked the question you from TN or WVa? i really don't believe you believe this story about the bears and you know whats going on so i don't have to tell you he's cheating you already know.
2007-12-07 09:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by inloveinTN 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call Jerry Springer or Cops
2007-12-07 09:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by chaoss13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The same thing happened to me a few years ago. We are now taking care of the cub that was a product of that relationship. I was mad a first, but now that we have our little bundle of joy... it's hard to stay angry.
2007-12-07 09:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by Wanda 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I feel your pain.
Goldilocks syndrome is a truly distressing affliction. Most people don't realize that it can strike any of us at any time.
My advice to you in your hour of need. Eat some Porridge and 'bear' with it.
:)
2007-12-07 09:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by FlyingScooter 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Call Jerry Springer immediately..He'll help ya
2007-12-07 09:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your going to make up a story, at least make up a good one that's believeable!!
2007-12-07 09:01:11 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
uhhh bears dont wear clothes...
2007-12-07 09:08:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋