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There's a pelican in my backyard,looking at me
through the window.

2007-12-07 00:28:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

Stay away from it.

I was once bitten, pecked doesn't quite seem right when theh damned thing had my whole hand in it's beak, by one.

It hurt like hell for days

2007-12-07 02:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by Weatherman 7 · 1 0

I would feed it or try to pet it. Actually I would take a picture, cause if a pelican was in my backyard where I am located, it would probably get on the news or something!!!

2007-12-07 08:33:03 · answer #2 · answered by Knuckles™ 7 · 1 0

Feed the pelican some fishes.

2007-12-07 08:34:37 · answer #3 · answered by Soapy_Raindrop 7 · 1 0

Paint a torpedo to look like a fish and start the propellor and send it down the street. If cartoons have taught me anything, its that pelicans will chase torpedos that are painted like a fish.

2007-12-07 08:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 2 0

Don't worry - pelicans can't laugh at what they see, or go tell others.

Your secret's safe with him!

2007-12-07 08:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by N L 6 · 1 0

smile and feed him some fish! We have one that follows us around all the time. He knows we always have some shad for fishing and that is what he is wanting. He is so use to us know that we can hand feed him. We of course had to name him so we let our son have that privilege. We now call him George! He has been with us for three years now!!

2007-12-07 08:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 0 0

I think you should try to communicate with it by playing drums on the table with your pencil.

2007-12-07 12:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by Marshal Jed Cooper 4 · 0 0

Ask him in for tea. He's probably cold out there and thinks you're rude for not inviting him in, that's why he's staring at you.

2007-12-07 08:35:55 · answer #8 · answered by clare 6 · 1 0

Close your curtains or stare back at, or hit the window and scare it.

2007-12-07 08:33:42 · answer #9 · answered by MICHELLE 3 · 1 1

get up close to the window and stare back at him.

2007-12-07 08:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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