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Einstein's Brain

Albert Einstein's mind
Now a monument enshrined
In a jar upon the shelf, the brain
He left us formulatin'
A bomb of grand equations
And plenty of aspirin
For the pain

After Albert died
Some fresh formaldehyde
Hoped to help some fleshy parts remain
Like Grandma' in the kitchen
Science had a mission
We've just got to save
Einstein's Brain

Chorus
Einstein's Brain, Einstein's Brain
Relatively speaking, we're all insane
What did we think we'd gain
By saving Einstein's brain

We counted all the wrinkles
And measured all the crinkles
Where did he get E=MC2
We all gotta' admire alotta'
Al's Medulla Oblongata
Our hearts are in the jar
With Einstein's Brain

He shined light in the corners
Of our universal borders
On things that we mortals can't retain
Then we poked and prodded
This organ so applauded
How richer life is now
Holding Einstein's Brain

Chorus:

2007-12-06 23:54:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities Poetry

This is a slow, snarkley Jazz number.

2007-12-07 00:11:22 · update #1

4 answers

This one is great! Brilliantly done! I love it.
Have you ever written a song or poem on Napoleon?
Nah...i was just wondering since i am now learning (once again) about the Napoleonic Wars and French Revolution. =)

2007-12-07 00:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Dickinsonian 4 · 1 0

It'll go down a bomb.
Watch out for the dark matter.
That the Grey matter couldn't answer.

2007-12-07 05:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not bad. I'm already working out the guitar and drum parts in my head.

2007-12-07 00:02:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I love it!!!!!! The humor is great...Einstein...it's just great!!!!

2007-12-07 06:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 0 0

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