σô Can you write an amusing tale that includes these ?

Question

Nope....Not homework....merely good,wholesome fun.

Please number or capitalize your entries so they are easy to spot.....And noooooow>>>>>> HAVE FUN!!

1. Any song by the Bee Gees
2. A type of transportation
3. A sport
4. Your favorite movie star

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Answer 1

My friends and I like to take the proverbial ride in a (2) one horse open sleigh around the holidays. But, once we get a few drinks in us, we usually turn the ride into a (3) NEXTEL Cup Race. We have about 8 people in each sleigh, so it is pretty wild. (1) I close my eyes everytime we cross over the wooden bridge down by the sawmill. One of these days, a sleigh is going to get knocked over the edge there, but we don't worry about that during the race. People think we are as crazy as (4) Will Ferrell playing Ricky Bobby in Talledega Nights, except at the end, we don't wind up in the winner's circle. More often than not we wind up in drunk tank down at the jail and wind up paying for the damage to the sleighs. so if your looking for a good time, hop aboard...but you better buckle up.

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