One is a bottom feeding, scum sucking, slimy low life, the other is a fish.
2007-12-06 20:09:03 · 7 answers · asked by Maxie 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Why won't a shark bite a lawyer - professional courtesy
What is a shame? - a busload of lawyers going off a cliff
What is a crying shame? - there was an empty seat on the bus
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
a Doberman Pinscher
How many lawyer's jokes are there- just 5 - the rest are true stories.
2007-12-06 20:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by tom4bucs 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Q: Why do so many people hate lawyers?
A: Because the only time they've hired one is when they were going through a divorce.
Makes sense when you look at it that way. How unbiased could they be?
2007-12-07 04:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by Pythia 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol
The carp can close it's mouth
Why are people giving us thumbs down? It's a joke! Get over yourselves!
P.S. You don't HAVE to answer all the q on YA
2007-12-07 04:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by Ash 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lady Ivy -- you're only wasting your own time if you answer what you consider a lame q
i thought it was cute!
and i used to work for attorneys, so i can say that
2007-12-07 13:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by SweetPandemonium 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One is a qualified professional adviser on legal matters who can represent clients in court, and the other is a large freshwater fish.
Though I really like the one from Answer 2.
Stop wasting our time.
2007-12-07 04:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Ivy 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Oh! I got another one!
What's the difference between a legitimate question that belongs on Yahoo! Answers and a lame, unoriginal joke that wastes my time?
(I'll leave the punchline up to you.)
2007-12-07 04:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by sophicmuse 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You're poking fun at lawyers! The cornerstone of society!! How could you;)
2007-12-07 04:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by petermurrell 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋