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2007-12-06 19:11:00 · 21 answers · asked by A Conservative Voice 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is your momma *****.....
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LOL...You know I love ya♥♥♥ =)
2007-12-06 23:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are making a film about Dr Shipman, starring Robert de niro called"The Old Dearhunter" As its panto season coming up i shouted to Michael Barrymore "are you doing Aladdin this year?" He said "**** me i did a lad in 6 years ago and i only just got away with that"!! Isnt funny how gary glitter only got a few months for being a kiddie fiddler" yet Christopher Reeves got the electric chair for riding a horse!! Fred west walked into his local and a bloke said"thirsty fred?" and he said "cor yeah, i could murder a couple of tenants"
Apparently the Hot Dog salesman who had a stall right under the Twin Towers said just before it happened "ok, who ordered the two jumbos" And after 3 days under rubble
mr and mrs patel could be heard muttering "we are still open"
2007-12-06 19:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by chelsea h 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One year my mom and dad and lil brother went camping up north in some red wood forrest..they were the only ones around for miles and miles...well one morning my mom was cleaning up the trunk of the car getting ready to pack up , my lil brother ws helping and my dad was sitting next to the fire drinking his coffee with his feet proped up on the fire ring. Well.....she found a fire cracker...told my brother to watch and threw it into the fire....she said it blew ash and ambers straight up in the air maybe 8 feet high my dad kicked himself straight back from the fire ring and screamed look out its a fireball from hell.......I still laugh till tears are running down my cheeks when she tells that story.....hope I made you laugh...I have hundreds of "dad" stories just like that...
2007-12-07 00:07:14 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
each and all of the time!!! This one guy or woman asked if he would desire to burn off his anal hair or would desire to he wax it! and that i laughed so confusing i could no longer end! And after my ribs injury! however the respond are what kill me, they are only so humorous! i do no longer see how Yahoo facilitates a number of it! Haha! =]
2016-11-13 23:00:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughs......
the HARDEST......
I don't know where I can go with that one this early....
Think of a big fat nekked woman while you have morning wood... you might just laugh being hard.
2007-12-07 00:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dennis Kucinich will win a landslide election in 2008!
2007-12-06 19:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I was born without facial muscles or lips to smile or laugh with...
In the future...
Please try to be a little more sensitive with your questions...
2007-12-06 19:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
one day a man de-wormed his cat with diesel...a week later the cat was running around, jumping from chair to curtain, up the curtain on to the curtain rail until it dropped to the floor not moving..what happened you asked ? well the cat ran out of diesel.....
just a joke...did not really happen.
2007-12-06 19:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by mumtaz 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well one time i was in the park and these girls were checking me out so i started talking with them and they started laughing saying how small my penis is. I was so mad i toke my shavel out of the sand box and i left
2007-12-06 19:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by vlad 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Did you hear about the guy who had French Asthma?
He could only catch his breath in snatches.
2007-12-06 19:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by chaba 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋