See men can be blonde too.........!!!!
Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from
the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his
4-year-old son comes up and says:
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet
floor.
"You rotten ba@@ard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack
and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
2007-12-06 19:00:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That is a good blonde joke....especially since it was a blonde guy!
2007-12-07 00:46:21 · answer #1 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Firstly, there is no doubt that the female population in the world is no doubt higher than that of Men, with the exception of a few countries who kill women at birth (India for example). Secondly, the female fetus has more chance of surviving than the male. Thus that is also another reason the female population is higher, Thirdly, Polygamy has conditions. The husband, though may prefer one wife over an other, MUST treat them equally. If he buys one wife an iphone 4s for example he's got to buy the other wife one. If you look at homosexuality it goes against our natural extinct. Man were created for Women and vice versa. What will happen to the human population if the number of homosexuals increased? Polygamy actually brings up the population. Also YOU who claim that you are against polygamy actually practice it. Your so called 'mistresses' are actually an indication of you practicing polygamy. Your just doing it secretly. So I conclude that your argument is baseless and that homosexuality actually has negative impact on the society whereas polygamy does not.
2016-05-21 23:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute one Susie - liked it - a star for you! See you tomorrow - it's bed time now! CJ
2007-12-07 17:35:00 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah... I love it! a blonde man joke!
I don't think the blonde man was the one being taken!
2007-12-07 03:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I will put it into my book for nearly dirty jokes for after dinner speeches and talks.
2007-12-06 19:26:14 · answer #5 · answered by ANF 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, now all I have to do is memorise it!
Do I come here often? (Old timers joke!)
2007-12-06 19:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by ☞H.Potter☜ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Every one a gem, just like you, thanks for making the day start with a giggle. Its just occurred to me that it was not her husband she was taking in!
2007-12-06 19:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
like larry the cable guy says "guns do not kill people - husbands do!!! -- but not blonde husbands!!!
2007-12-06 23:30:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, naughty but I like it.
2007-12-07 11:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!
2007-12-07 02:52:42 · answer #10 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋