what would they say about you?
2007-12-06 18:15:37 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If my pants could talk I would put a mob hit out on them so that they remained silent.
2007-12-07 04:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They would say that I don't always wear pants. I sometimes get uncomfortable and just take them off. I live alone and don't have much company so nobody is any wiser that I am running around the house in my skivvies or less.
2007-12-06 18:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd pin em to the walls so they could have a good gossip together....never could stand those pants anyway.
2007-12-07 05:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O my, if my pants could talk they would probably tell on me and all the times I have farted and acted like it wasn't me! Let's put it this way; I like eating beans!
2007-12-06 18:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by ♂♥♀ & ♀♥♂ ∞! Love Oh Love ! ♫♥♪ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am scared to think about what my pants would say to me. It probably wouldn't be too nice. They would talk about my hairy legs and big belly stretching them. LOL.
2007-12-06 22:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They would say...
"Check your zipper, dude!"
(For many years, I wore button-fly jeans or pants almost exclusively...so "zipping up" is a habit I always have to remember to adhere to...old habits die hard...because you don't want to get on stage and play a rock gig...
...with your zipper down...(on second thought...given the success of my bands in the past...
...maybe I "should have" left the zipper down...)
Lol...
2007-12-06 18:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
are u a disciple of Mr H Kela? If that is so, i would say its very very bad imitation. Kela's Q n A are really humerous. Yours is more of an irritation.
2016-05-21 23:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My gut would be holding it in while my jeans say..." ok just a little bit more.. now k lie down so you can zip that zipper all the way up..Ahhhh now she has me on.. WHEW... what a job"!!
2007-12-07 08:11:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl you need to slow down on those Chipotle burritos!
2007-12-07 07:01:05 · answer #9 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My pants say, hold on to me forever,
your pants say stop farting biatch
2007-12-06 18:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by BananaMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋