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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.


The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.


This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

2007-12-06 16:32:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

28 answers

Just my luck. . . .damn, I needed that in the 50's. To late now.

I read this to my husband and he agreed and laughed his _ _ _ off.

At 72 he is still very good at being, a sly girl watcher.

Thanks for the laugh.

2007-12-06 17:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by DeeJay 7 · 5 0

Har de har har har, can I tune in with a turn of the nipples, left for volume and tuning, right for on/off, some of the answerers have just got to be from the jolly old USof A no idea of humour, Bet they feel a right tit

2007-12-07 03:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. 7 · 4 0

Great idea, now the men can stare and listen, both at the same time too, everybody will be happy.

2007-12-06 18:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by flamingo 6 · 4 0

50 years ago would you have believed we would have all the technology and innovation in general that we have today? It could happen, yes.
But that is nothing new, just a new place to put it.

2007-12-06 16:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by Fauna 5 · 4 0

lmao hahaha that was soo cool hehe. I sure hope its stereo lolz
Whats the next thing there gonna throw in the stores ?? chip in pen.is

2007-12-06 22:55:30 · answer #5 · answered by Mansoor 3 · 4 0

The old ones are the best ones.

2007-12-06 21:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by Kingdiana Jones 7 · 4 0

Now, they will be staring AND listening. I was just wondering how you will be able to change the stations.

2007-12-07 00:49:36 · answer #7 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 4 0

Its good to keep abreast of all the technical innovations, but what happens if it goes bust?

2007-12-06 19:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by inthedark 5 · 6 0

Sounds like a plan!

2007-12-06 16:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 4 0

I think the belly button is the off/on switch.

2007-12-07 08:34:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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