2007-12-06 16:32:15 · 23 answers · asked by Rick 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I helped Mrs. Claus "tuck in the elf" so to speak.
Hey, it was her idea. I was just there to fix the microwave.
2007-12-06 16:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
Well, I submitted my petition for all the toys I want for Christmas, and Santa and his elves went over the list. When Santa asked the elves if I've been good all year, they started laughing uncontrollably and were no use in providing an answer as to my badness or goodness. So Santa had to call in his legal counsel. They went over my record and informed Santa that there's no doubt about it, I've been pretty bad. Whether I should get any presents or not was a bit more problematic though, since my badness was garden variety and since Santa grades on the curve, I fit within a narrow margin of good enough for a pair of slipper socks (size medium) and a set of crayons. I'm still holding out for that rocket launcher though, and I promise to be good until December 25th, unless I am provoked. To safeguard against this, I plan to double my meds.
2007-12-07 00:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Because I wouldn't do the naughty with the big guy.
Believe me that gets you to the top of the naughty list fast.
Nothing under the tree for me.
2007-12-07 00:39:11 · answer #3 · answered by † Dark Slayer † aka: NiSeY 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I never got off since Junior High.... I'm a naughty girl
2007-12-07 00:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by One tough cookie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa's naughty list.
Ex-wife's sh!t list.
Uncle Sam's recall list.
Boss's non-promote list.
Yahoo's violation list.
On Line Dating's IWI (Interneting while Intoxicated) list.
IRS's Audit list.
Bank's no credit list.
And poor little innocent me doesn't know how I got on any of them.
2007-12-07 11:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by Brad M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It all started with me sitting on Santa's lap and whispering what I wanted for Christmas, which is illegal in 23 states. It was fun until the cops showed up....
Peace.
2007-12-07 00:39:53 · answer #6 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm not in his naughty list :D
2007-12-07 01:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Little Miss Vixen♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attempted to destroy Finland on multiple occasions, posessd or came into posession of Cartoonish WMDs, performed illegally evil experiments on banana nut muffins... This could take a while.... Shall I nuke us up some taquito's????
2007-12-07 03:28:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
calling in a bomb threat to the special olympics, that would get you on the naughty list for sure.
2007-12-07 00:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm the top of that list
2007-12-07 03:11:34 · answer #10 · answered by hasafer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An innocent misunderstanding. He didn't believe that I was merely helping that poor sheep over the fence.
2007-12-07 00:36:05 · answer #11 · answered by nytebreid 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋