i love the easter part. about the tongues of flames coming upon the apostles. (i know this because i used to be catholic) and about how jesus floats into heaven.
2007-12-06 15:43:41 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
no, i am not immature. i dont believe it is true, and talking about how unreal the bible is shouldnt be taboo. and yes, i forgot one answerer's name, the bible is a bunch of metaphors that no one should take seriously.
2007-12-06 15:52:37 · update #1
I am GOD :O you called me the wrong name mommie mommie kill them kill them all.... I don't make any mistakes now everyone change your perfect bodies that i created you with to promise me that you will remember me... you dis obeyed me i will kill you but you all can have free will and do what you want and don't kill anyone unless they don't love me but remember to love is to fear me don't look at me listen to me women are worse than men and I'm better than you are... :O oops i made a mistake flood the world and start over. That's the funny things about the bible...
2007-12-06 15:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by Draven Kain 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Nothing in the Bible cracks me up, however sacrilegious behavior herein causes me great concern for those who do not search within for truth beyond the walls of public scrutiny and religious ramification. Have faith and stand strong.
2007-12-06 16:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The worst attack on human reason besides the Christian Bible are Eastern religions including Islam. This cracks you up?
Boethius added reason to faith, but before that there was just faith and politics (as with Marcus Aurelius or Constantine.)
The attack on human reason is the argument we now call altrusim. We are all supposed to be altruists in the west; and in Islam they are all supposed to give all to Allah. That is still altruism, but unto god instead of unto other men, who demand it of us or call us dangerous.
2007-12-07 00:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bible also whips u up. U know what??? By the time u know it it will b too late and I really wish it wont be that late coz I'm a merry soul out to save the lesser mortals like u on earth.Bha!!!
2007-12-06 16:43:43 · answer #4 · answered by 666 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
In some translations, the "Thees" and "Thous."
You might check into "Climb the Highest Mountain," Mark Prophet, "The Great Divorce," C. S. Lewis, and "Men in White Apparel," Ann Ree Colton.
2007-12-06 15:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by j153e 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
how seriously people take it as opposed to other books....i mean how godly can text get? Also all of the contradictions within it, it's way to easy to see that many authors wrote it and had conflicting ideas.
2007-12-06 17:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by Hoovermaster 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If the Bible proves the existence of God, then comic books prove the existence of Superman.
2007-12-06 17:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have to say, I don't find anything about the Bible funny, most especially how serious so many people are about it.
2007-12-06 16:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by All hat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The fact that people have based an entire faith upon it is hilarious. It's a STORY.
Next thing you know Harry Potter will be compiled into one giant book and be dubbed the new bible, with Harry as God.
2007-12-06 15:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by The Hero Killed The Clown 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I dont laugh about the bible although one psalm made me laugh a little and i completely agree with that girl who said this stuff is serious ..... it is you should go to church once it will save your life not immediately but once you keep on going then it has a postitive affect big time
2007-12-06 15:47:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋