If you found yourself trapped on an elevator.....?

Question

between floors with Rosie O'Donnell who suddenly became ill with violent and explosive diarrhea do you think that:
A) you are strong enough to survive the ordeal
B) you may survive but would be in need of intensive therapy for years to come
C) you would bang your head into the wall until you lost consciousness
D) chew on your own wrists until you severed your arteries and bled to death
E) { fill in the blank with your own hideous answer }

Answer 1

First off, I would NEVER get in an elevator with that cow.

But I chose blunt force trauma to the head..................HERS.........

Answer 2

E) Bang on the doors and scream for someone to get me out before I puke.

Answer 3

E) Kick her in the face and make her eat her own diarrhea, lol

Answer 4

I would climb on her shoulders and climb out the trap door until .someone rescued us.She would be covered with puke by then because I would be puking on her from above...UCK !!!!

Answer 5

E crap all over her as she is running her mouth