2007-12-06 12:56:47 · 11 answers · asked by Silly Jilli :) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I sing this to my kids every year and they still love it even though they are teenagers:
The first day after Christmas
My true love and I had a fight
And so I chopped the pear tree down
And burnt it, just for spite
Then with a single cartridge
I shot that blasted partridge
My true love gave to me.
The second day after Christmas
I pulled on the old rubber gloves
And very gently wrung the necks
Of both the turtle doves
On the third day after Christmas
My mother caught the croup
I had to use the three French hens
To make some chicken soup
The four calling birds were a big mistake
For their language was obscene
The five golden rings were completely fake
and turned my fingers green.
The sixth day after Christmas
The six laying geese wouldn't lay
So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the
A.S.P.C.A.
On the seventh day, what a mess I found
The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned
My true love gave to me.
The eighth day after Christmas
Before they could suspect
I bundled up the
Eight maids-a-milking
Nine ladies dancing
Ten lords-a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming - well, actually I kept one of the drummers drumming -
And sent them back collect
I wrote my true love
"We are through, love!"
And I said in so many words
"Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds!"
*****chuck, let's get married!!!!!!!***********
2007-12-06 13:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
12 useless sweaters
11 drunken relatives
10 days of left overs
9 months of credit debt
8 hours of carolers
7 blown out light bulbs
6 trips off the ladder
5 ER trips
4 returned presents
3 months of work outs
2 crappy ties
and a dead and useless tree
2007-12-06 13:07:02 · answer #2 · answered by Spark of Insanity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I love # 12...but then all the little kids will come and knock down all your hard work... You didn't include anything about dressing up in the costumes in the halloween/costume section though... hahahaha loved it faved it
2016-03-15 08:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is sooo funny well sorta kinda well I am doing that same thing in class I am doing the 12 Days of Football
2007-12-06 13:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1st day - Pears from the market
2nd day - Dove soap
3rd day - French cuisine
4th day - Bird chirping ringtone
5th day - Plastic ring from the vending machine
6th day - Goose food
7th day - Swimming lessons
8th day - Milk
9th day - Girlfriend who likes to dance
10th day - Friendly game of leapfrog
11th day - Drano to fix the clogged pipes
12th day - Drum set
I simply modified the lyrics and made them more modern.
2007-12-06 13:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm waiting for the video.
2007-12-06 13:02:36 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i got to the 5th day and it was too tedious, sorry
2007-12-06 13:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by ditdit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
er, yeah. I prefer to keep my version for work, rather than for here.
2007-12-06 13:03:28 · answer #8 · answered by da_jawsmaster03 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
on the 1st day of christmas my true love sent to me i am really not THAT bored
on the 2nd day of christmas my true love sent to me i am really not THAT bored
on the 3rdth day of christmas my true love sent to me i am really not THAT bored
you get the idea - Thanks
2007-12-06 13:04:59 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Xenia♥ 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I DON'T WANT TO
2007-12-06 12:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋