║ Can you write an amusing story that ends with this line?

Question

" And then the space alien walked over to Hillary Clinton and shook hands."

►► The story can be as short or as long as you wish.◄◄And as you know by now, this is just for fun, folks.

Answer 1

not my best effort but.....

“Space Alien” (pronounced Spacky A-lion) was playing lead guitar in the Thrash Punk group Grotty Pups in a fundraising concert for Hilary Clinton. She of course prefers jazz like her husband but for now she was aiming at the Young Voter and this seemed to be working. The two songs the group played both ended in ear-splitting commotion. Lucky for Hilary she had her heavy-duty earplugs in place. She nodded her head vigorously to the beat, all the while smile broadly to show how much she was enjoying the music. Beneath it all she was wondering when it would be all over.

Becca and Trudy, two late teenage friends from college, were real groupies of the Pups. They followed the group whenever they could and totally adored everything they did.

“I cannot wait to vote! That is totally wicked. It Rocks! Show me da box to tick! Imagine the Pups voting for the same people I do! Arhhhhh!!!” she was prattling on to Becca about how Space was even more amazing for being at this political rally and she squealed "And then THE Space Alien walked over to Hillary Clinton and shook hands.” Totally cool!

Answer 2

There isn't much to say. I thought they had come to take her away. I was so happy when I saw the space ship land at the Clinton compound. Surely they were here in response to the messages I had been sending out on my intergalactic communicator for the past two years.

My plea to remove them from the planet before they somehow managed to get Hillary elected as President seemed to have been received, and action was about to be taken. And then the space alien walked over to Hillary Clinton and shook hands.

Answer 3

I lived next door to Hillary Clinton. One day a UFO landed in the middle of the street Hillary Clinton came out to see what was going on.And then the space alien walked over to Hillary Clinton and shook hands.