you know it's time to get a new computer when...______?

Answer 1

You turn it on and it doesn't return the favour.

Answer 2

A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!"

You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

Tech support calls YOU for help.

You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."

You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.

"Where did the time go?"

You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

.....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......

You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.

You think faster than the computer.

You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.

Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.

You're on the phone and say BRB.

Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".

You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-Life.

Answer 3

you know it's time to get a new computer when you watch the movie War Games (1983) and you have the same computer!

Answer 4

It's never time to get a new computer. You can always update and upgrade your computer. It's cheaper sometimes to go out and buy a new one but a computer is never a good computer unless you add more RAM.

Answer 5

You call Best Buy's Geek Squad and they tell you the last Wang service tech died of old age in '92.

(i'm not expecting and kids under 25 to get this)

Answer 6

Starts doing things on it's own (like going to adult sites) yeah you blame the computer.

Answer 7

It takes 4 minutes to answer a question and get back to the page to answer another one!

Answer 8

The highest processor speed at the time was 133 mHz.

Answer 9

When you try to turn your computer on and it makes a loud Humming Noise and doesn't every come on.

Answer 10

The big knob on the front that says 2-13 falls off.... Oh that's a TV.

Answer 11

It's hooked up to a Tandy Matrix Dot Printer. lol