In need of a spoof reason to be arrested!! Any ideas??

Question

I am taking part in a fundraiser where people are arrested and held in police custody until there bail money is raised! I ned to fill in my charge sheet and am looking for ideas on what my misdemeanour can be?? Doesn't have to be a real crime, but a play on words for a real crime would be good. Or something job related as it is through work. I am f/26/estate agent.
So far we have - impersonating a police officer (dressup 4 the arrest)
Improper use of the photocopier!
halp graciously received xx

Answer 1

Aggravated Shopping - subject was seen at 10 stores within 2 hours trying to find the sale

Charge Card abuse - subject was seen the day after Thanksgiving putting amounts that totaled their last months limit breaker back on their cards, in a single day!

False Information to a store clerk - shopper was not truthful about their true weight which meant they needed to buy a size larger than anticipated

Aiding and abetting - driver brought their kids to the mall and then dropped them off so they could attend the Toys R Us sale without them

Excessive Greed - shopper placed 110% capacity into their shopping cart - so they did not have to go back up front and get another buggy

CUI - Charging under the influence - Gentleman attended the free bar at the local jewelry store and imbibed twice before buying once - and instead of his $1,000 purchase - came out with $5,000! His lady friend is trying to make a plea agreement to keep the goods.

all the best
9-1-1 at our local Sheriff's office

Answer 2

People are going over the top here! Amusing anyway.

Loitering by the coffee machine with intent,
Grievous bodily horn (naughty),
Going equipped to carry out a house valuation,
Breach of the piece of chocolate cake,
Making threats to sell,
Breaking and entering the stationary cupboard.

P.s. i like `selling a house of ill repute` above!

Answer 3

oooh! I lurv "Improper use of a photocopier"
- you'll have to fake some 'evidence' too!!

my go now...
"being in posession of material likely to be of help to a hedonist"
"looking at me in a funny way"
"Conveyancing" (cf soliciting)
"selling a house of ill repute"
"wearing underwear likely to cause a breach of the peace"
"Grevious bodily charm"
"Grand Lingerie" (larceny= Taking something valued at $250.00 or more )
"Flagrancy"

Your name could be Miss D.Meanour... or Misty Meanour (a bit too porn star?)

Answer 4

Pulled for speeding then the police beat you for no reason, and to explain your injuries they make up a story that you were violent towards them.

Might be spoof to you now, but as life goes on you will see them in the light they truly are.

Now THAT I would pay to watch as a play, just to see their faces as a young girl shows she can see them for what they are.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

punching a woman in the stomach and smacking her over the head with a hymn book during her husband's funeral

griever's bodily harm

Answer 7

failure to speak the truth - a crime of all estate agents

Answer 8

How about:
Reckless endangerment- Because all the guys driving turn to stare!!

Answer 9

ummm, I not sure... but be careful. I'm not sure the police will see the 'humor' in your fundraiser... And I'm not sure you'll get a lot of points for being clever, either...

Answer 10

Walking without due care and attention.