There is a little Orphan Teddy Bear Abandonned among a bunch of savages in the Sudan!
What does the Government intend to do about it?
Are there no SAS units on stand-by?
Look what happened to General Gordon at the hands of the Mad Mullah and his Fuzzy-wuzzies.
Was the little fellow not fitted with a homing device?
Come on, all you Q&Aers what should Mr Bean do?
2007-12-06 12:27:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
\on my sofa downstairs I have
Daddy Bear
Mummy Bear
and 4 Baby Bears
Daddy is 3 feet high.
On my computer desk upstairs I have 3 little bears 2 inches tall
and 12 little porcelain bears 1 inch tall.
I talk to them regularly. So, I know how they feel.
2007-12-06 13:11:32 · update #1
Vince, like you as I do, I thought even you would be above this!!
How can you call the teachers savages?
That said, I believe a plan is in place.
The Internet has made so many decoys of the real little fella, that he is bound to get out (I think the RAF will close down certain airfields except for 'Diplomatic' flights, and we will see him emerge triumphant from a red briefcase very soon).
Sadly, we will not do that for animals who are not stuffed.
Well, not stuffed yet at least.
2007-12-06 12:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor little rag doll under the bed she used to love me but she got boys in her head (among other places) now what will doll do? Maybe I'll find a rabbit hole to fall through... Eyes are black holes. Sutures for lips. Even little girls can shoot straight from the hip. Take a tip: tails or heads, the child you lose comes back to haunt you like a parent's abuse. Poor little dolly, discarded and full of dust. Used to be the only one that she could trust. We discussed, at length, all the ways of cruel fate. Now I'm not even fit to watch her masturbate. Many years later when unpacking a crate, she looked in my eyes with pain, knowing it was too late. Thanks Buk. Ima go cwy now!
2016-04-07 22:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm betting he still has a good home with the kid that he's named after. A Bear is a Bear and not to be treated lightly. We have mainly rescue bears, some from a market, one from a skip (blues bear, obvious reasons)
2007-12-06 13:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by scooter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The teddy bear is part of collateral damage. Perhaps one of the 7 year olds will hide it in his home to protect it from the ruthless masses.
2007-12-06 12:32:51 · answer #4 · answered by deirdrezz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if they forced the little child to re-name it.
If they send in special forces now it will have an alias and may never be found. Maybe it`s had one of it`s paws chopped off! OMG, it doesn`t BEAR (sorry) thinking about!
2007-12-06 12:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Bobby`s Hairdresser 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They need to send the SAS in. Poor little Mohammad!
Free the Furry One! Don't let him meet a "Grizzly" (geddit?) end!!!
2007-12-07 21:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I take it you've not heard then.....Mohamed is living in a three bed roomed house in Bradford with Jemima and big Ted.....they neighbours a big yellow bird.
2007-12-10 07:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Government must address the problems of the people particularly hunger instead of spending so much on arms.
2007-12-06 12:31:12 · answer #8 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
give'm a taste of cold steel! them fuzzie-wuzzy dervish dancers don't like it up'em!
Bayonets fixed at all hamleys store in the Sudan then!
2007-12-06 12:40:16 · answer #9 · answered by azteccameron1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'll rip the stuffing out of that teddy bear if the governement don't save him.
2007-12-06 12:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋