♥♥☼ Can you write a funny story that includes 6 of these phrases?

Question

1. Kookie. Kookie. Lend me your comb.
2. Remember the good old days when TV had decent shows on?
3. Not in a million years, Sugar Britches.
4. Ahhhhhhh............A manicure/pedicure/massage therapy...... I either fall asleep or get horny.
5. Disco dancing?! HOOOOOOOOORAY !!
6. Uh, huh....... You already told me.
7. Yes, well, hmmmmm. That WOULD explain the bursts of uncontrolled rage.
8. Sunshine and MattBaby are the wildest couple this side of the Rio Grande.
9. 'Pears to me that you done got yourself a heap of trouble.
10. Hee Haw, MattBaby....I LOOOOOOOVE YOU !!

Answer 1

Paraphrasing Marc Antony, I said to my friend, 1. "Kookie. Kookie. Lend me your comb, I come to fix your hair, not to praise it," after seeing the awful mess he had made of it while trying to shave the words "Sugar Britches." into it. He had surely gone off the deep end with his new girlfriend. That was her pet name for him. Now I have shaved a few words on my head in my day, my alma mater, my girlfriends name, even my dogs name, but you would never catch me shaving that in my head. (3) Not in a million years. Sugar Britches. I bust out laughing every time I hear it. As if Kookie wasn't nickname enough. (8) "Sunshine and MattBaby are the wildest couple this side fo the Rio Grande, but I doubt either of them could be persuaded to shave that into their hair," I said to Kookie. (6) Uh, huh....... You already told me that," he said testily.

But that really wasn't the worst of it. He had also tried to die his hair to make himself look like The Fonz.

What, you don't know who The Fonz is?? (2) Remember the good old days when TV had decent shows on? Oh, sorry, I forgot, you are not old enough to recall that. Well there used to be a show called Happy Days with a character named Arthur (The Fonz) Fonzarelli who was just about the coolest guy ever. All the guys wanted to be like Fonzie.

Well, anyway, Kookie is a couple decades late, but he tried make his blonde hair darker to match Fonzie's. Instead it came out a pukie purplish color. On top of that, he splashed it all off the walls of his parent's bathroom trying to wash it out. (9). "Pears to me that you done got yourself a heap of trouble," I said to him doing my best Festus imitation. That just annoyed him all the more, which is what I wanted to do anyway. What a goofball he is.

Anyway, after cleaning up the bathroom some, I am now working on getting his hair fixed so he looks decent enought to come with me tonight. When I told him I got VIP passes to the new Disco in town (yea I know, you don't remember disco either) he yelled 5. "Disco dancing?! HOOOOOOOOORAY !!"
I knew he would be excited about it, but there is know way I am taking a purple haired Fonzie look alike with the words "Sugar Britches" shaved into the back to any disco.

You don't happen to know and good "comb over" techniques do ya. Ahhh...you do..good. Give me a hand here will ya.

Answer 2

One day I met a unicorn it says Kookie. Kookie. Lend me your comb. I said " I dont have a comb!" So I spent time with it and it grown to love me. Than I said to it "Remember the good old days when TV had decent shows on?" He said "No". Then I remembered he was a unicorn. Then he said I have a horn! I said "That is very nice...." I was sleeping when I heard Not in a million years, Sugar Britches! I wondered what it was. I gave up and drifted to sleep. I went to get a manicure and pedicure with my unicorn. We walked in to the store and he shouted Ahhhhhhh............A manicure/pedicure/massage therapy...... I either fall asleep or get horny! I said " Okay you don't like this then we could go too the uhh......Disco!" He shouted "Disco dancing?! HOOOOOOOOORAY !!" After we were done dancing he said to me I have a horn! I said "mmhmm." The unicorn said Did i tell you this before?" I said "Uh, huh....... You already told me."
The unicorn said you know im a "flooshgablobbermicunsoupadoshly!" I looked at him discombobulated. Then he said "That means I burst into rage somtimes." I said "Yes, well, hmmmmm. That WOULD explain the bursts of uncontrolled rage." After I said that I muttered "Not" The unicorn said "Pardon?" I said "Nevermind" That night i woke up to the radio saying "Sunshine and MattBaby are the wildest couple this side of the Rio Grande." I turned it off and went outside to my unicorn. I looked in my backyard, he wasn't there! I looked in the street there were crashes houses were knocked down and fires were on the houses!! I saw my unicorn I told him "'Pears to me that you done got yourself a heap of trouble." I made him sleep in the garage (He didn't like that" And that morning I woke up to "Hee Haw, MattBaby....I LOOOOOOOVE YOU !!" It was my unicorn tromping in to my room. I said "Who's MattBaby???????"

Answer 3

nope im not funny what so ever but i could write a story




We on our way Home i yelled kOOkie Kookie lend me your comb wehn we came home we watched t.v all we saw was bob saget that guy who smokes weed i said "Kookie remeber the good old days when t.v had decent shows on?"
she replied yeah but not the viewers got nothing to vote on forget about the t.v ohh Kookie do you remeber that girl jude the one who.. uhuh...u already tOLD ME hold up im getting a call its my boyfriend matt hold on "Hee Haw, MAttBABY I looooooove you... kookie calls john Sunshine and MattBaby are the wildest couple this side of the Rio grande. John says yeahh umm i been kinda trying to ask you out to a movie do you want to go?.... Not in a million years, Sugar Britches.
i stay on the phone with my boyfriend and i ask kookie do you want to go disco dancing? her reply was "Disco dancing?! HOOOOOOOOORAY !!
" and then wait is you skanky boyfried gonna be there?
I say yes and he just heard you over the phone smart
"what am i gonna do?"
and i say 'Pears to me that you done got yourself a heap of trouble

Answer 4

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Answer 5

No I don't believe I could.
I hate story-writing.

Answer 6

no, i got better things to do.