1) Any kind of candy
2) A Christmas character
3) A super hero
4) A white vegetable
5) A kind of donut
2007-12-06 11:11:48 · 13 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
This is just a fun activity that some like to do as a creative outlet. I have even been known to do a few myself, friends!
2007-12-06 11:25:06 · update #1
Is Santa really Superman?
He flies through space
And though he can
Bring sugarplums and candy canes
I also heard that he can change
The meanest Scrooge into an angel
Standing by a Christmas manger
He leaves magic in his wake
Onions become chocolate cakes
Jelly donuts grow from prunes
People whistle happy tunes
Good will and Christmas cheer abound
Whenever Santa comes around
In one night he goes 'round the world
Brings presents to the boys and girls
Will I get some? I think I should
You see, I have been very good
2007-12-06 14:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by Rikki 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 10:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never said I was Superman
I would not fudge such issues
I'm a Dunkin Donut Man
blowing my turnip nose in tissues
reddened like Rudolph's snout
dripping with festive snot
the flu strikes and you're out
Merry Christmas - NOT!
2007-12-06 11:23:25 · answer #3 · answered by morwood_leyland 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got a chocolate Santa
and a chocolate Batman, too.
Instead of a Christmas stocking,
I put out a big wooden shoe.
It's what they do in Holland, dear.
I heard that it's a tradition.
I'll go get the potato beer.
You get the tree in position.
We've got the turkey and the sauce.
I fried up three dozen crullers.
Here comes Silva and there is Ross.
We are ready for the Schulers!
C. :)!!
2007-12-07 03:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I do not resemble (3) Superman
I've had way too many (4) spuds
And (5) Dunkin Donuts (oh the taste) .
I look best in (2) Santa's duds.
But don't think that I'm a pushover
Who can't do you any harm
'Cause if you touch my (1) M&Ms.
You'll likely lose an arm.
2007-12-06 11:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I was eating a lolipop
In a candy shop
I watched Frosty the snowman
I read The little engine that could and he said I think i can
I also watched spiderman
Then I ate tuna in a can
I like to eat Cauliflower
I also like to take a shower
A kind of donut it jelly filled
a popsicle is always chilled
2007-12-06 14:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by That Guy 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Rudolph and Clarise were out on an evening stroll
When they came across some steaming Tootsie Rolls
"Watch your step" warned Rudolph as he lifted his feet
Said Clarise "I wouldn't want to step in that treat"
They carried on puzzling over the source pile
When they heard a small noise like the laugh of a child
Behind a tree laced with tinsel, they found in a crouch
Wonder Woman eating Crullers she had stashed in a pouch
"Hello?" ventured Rudolph and she looked up in surprise
Clarise couldn't help notice her cauliflour thighs
"Would you like one?" she asked and offered the food
Clarise turned in disgust, she was not in the mood
Wonder woman shrugged and gave a sly smile
'No problem' she thought. 'They won't dodge the rest of my piles!'
2007-12-06 12:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by gutergirl304 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mrs. Claus was cooking the past hour
Potatoes, roasts, and cauliflower,
For Santa with his grin so huge
Had invited for supper the Grinch and Scrooge.
The Grinch checked out what he could steal
As Scrooge complained throughout the meal.
Santa looked out through the window pane
Spotting Might Mouse with his candy cane.
He ran to the door, yelling to Might Mouse
"You're welcome to join us in our house."
Peppermints and lemon creams were piled on the table,
But the Grinch stole everything he was able.
Scrooge got none, he started to complain
As Might Mouse began beating his cane.
"If you can't be pleasant this time of year,
I'll soon have this house empty and clear."
Finally Mrs. Claus had a happy smile
Watching Mighty march them out single file.
As they vanished quickly out of sight
She yelled, "Merry Christmas, have a good night."
2007-12-06 13:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by tea cup 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wintertime brings the Reeces Cup
Rudolf, himself, can't get enough
And Batman love this choco-nuttiness
You can only eat turnips with lots of watercress
But my all time favourite's the Krispy Kreme
And this poem is truly one...bad...dream
2007-12-06 12:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes I can:
Father Christmas walked down the lane
He met superman with a candy cane
Santa said "well look at that
a donut made up of cowpat"
a parsnip was there, said it wasn't fair, that they looked at the donut, and not at his hair
I know, it's stupid.
2007-12-06 11:27:04 · answer #10 · answered by BellaStarlight 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋