2007-12-06 10:42:13 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
Religious right demands cancellation of Super Bowl after nipple on holiogram shown for 1/100th of a second.
Study shows religious right believe their children are now pervents and whores after viewing nipple for 1/100th of a second.
(Headline in Mars Times ) Planet Earth collapses in on itself after USA sucks out last of earth oil.
Religious Right Refuse To Allow Science and Darwinism To Be Taught In Mars and Saturn Classrooms - They Claim Science Is A Tool Of The Devil
(Headline in Info Tech Times) Humans Obsolete - Two Models Preserved For Smithsonian Museum
American Women Claim Obesity Is Fault of Men, Fund Spaceship To Colonize "Women Only" Planet
Iceland Offers Evidence That Illegal Aliens From USA Ruining Economy And Cause Crime
Earth Deemed To Toxic By Planetary Federation And Plans To Destroy Planet To Solve Problem
2007-12-06 10:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by commonsense 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know because I neither plan nor wish to live to read 2060 headlines else I would have drafted some better headlines that you might not have liked.
2016-04-07 22:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world is threatened by global cooling because evil George Bush XIV refused to sign the Kyoto Treaty..Coastal property in Tucson hits an all time high and people are having their homes repossessed because of dubious financing (california fell into the ocean after the last earthquake). Water hits $880 a barrel..Ben Ladin submitted another video tape...Jesus Christ was quoted today as saying..
2007-12-06 11:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by obsolete professor 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
King Sechott dies at the of 89. He ruled the New America since 2023 and brought peace to the world.
2007-12-06 10:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by sechott 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Elimination of borders on earth causing murder and mayhem.
No child left behind has made new generation the dumbest ever.
USA attacks 10 country's at once in fight against terrorism
No more people left in Mexico
2007-12-06 10:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by Kira 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My obituary, hopefully
2007-12-06 10:46:05 · answer #6 · answered by running on empty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are a fool.
2007-12-06 10:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by hvjhgk 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋