I took all the power cables to everyones computer so that i was the only one working when he came through..i aslo removed all the toliet paper so it appeared as everyone was leaving the office 5 and 6 times a day and sent my boss a christmas card with a man with an asss for a head and signed everyones name but mine so i get a bigger christmas bonus....some say i should be fired i think i should get a raise think its a brillaint idea and should be compensated for it.
2007-12-06 08:00:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would threaten to fire you but I would let you "make it up to me" HA HA!
2007-12-06 09:39:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your boss doen't get the joke, you should take over the company or find a better job. Of course you put the cables back yourself, right? If not, the boss is the least of your worries! peace
2007-12-06 10:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by Pilgrim Traveler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a hard time believing your story, but, assuming it's true, I think it shows a distinct lack of any sort of morals. You would be on your way out the door if you were working for me. If you're playing those kinds of games, you're going to get burned.
2007-12-06 08:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
well thats not really smart honey and i'll tell you why......if i was the boss and i came in and EVERYONE'S cables to the computers were ''missing'' except yours, thats a little fishy but its only one thing so i wouldnt think anything of it. but then if i got the card in the mail and everyones name was on it except yours, then i would start thinkin.....hmmm maybe this chick is plottin somethin. .........as for the toilet paper thing i wouldnt have even noticed and i dont think your real boss would either or anybody for that matter
2007-12-06 08:11:48 · answer #4 · answered by ♥L4tM♥ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The people that say you should be fired are just jealous cause they didn't think of the idea first.
2007-12-06 08:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is thinking like that ....That reminds me of the truly great movers & shakers in America like the Rockefellers, Carnegies & Vanderbilts .... Taking matters in your own claws .... err ... I mean hands.
2007-12-06 09:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'd say you got a lot accomplished. you are always so busy, never just sitting around doing nothing. i see a raise in your future, along with a personalized parking place.
2007-12-06 08:34:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes you are a b***kisser and he will look down on you. He will give everyone a bonus except you.
2015-12-30 14:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur gonna have to sleep with ur boss to make up for ir...wait a sec, you already do. so that means you'll have to sleep with EVERYONE else at the office....wait asec, you already do......i'll get back to you on ur punishment.
2007-12-06 09:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by Ssshhhh Im becoming aroused™ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I seriously doubt you did it. Ethically yes I would fire you for bringing down moral.
2007-12-06 08:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by frogbfound 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋