2007-12-06 07:31:56 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I am glad you asked. I just heard from the big guy that he has a tube of Ben Gay for Rudy and a tube of Summers Eve for Hillary. I asked what their big present under the tree was going to be and he just muttered, Rudy is getting a life size Larry Craig blow up doll and Hillary is getting a self lobotomy gift kit.
2007-12-06 07:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by libsticker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rudy only likes to wear the stockings he sometimes prefers to receive stuff from Santa while he is in them
2007-12-06 07:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by the_end_of_the_cons 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rudy should get coal as a wake up call. Hillary already has Bill.
2007-12-06 07:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary will get a signed picture of the Catholic " German Shepard" and Rudy he has been dieing to have one of J-Lo autographed photos..
2007-12-06 07:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Brother Enrique 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary will have revenge sex with Santa and get an enema, to clean out all the crap that she is filled with. for Rudy, he will get a Osama bin Laden doll with Kung Fu grip and a how to be faithful to your spouse CD.
2007-12-06 07:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by Jerome M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary: Hellraiser puzzle box and some Sex Wax
Rudy: Support hose and a lisp remover
2007-12-06 07:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by MrOrph 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about Rudy
But Hillary will get the ...'Truth or Dare' Home Edition Game
2007-12-06 07:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh i know what my hillary is getting but i don't know any Rudy so not buying anything for him/her.
2007-12-06 07:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by BUST TO UTOPIA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary - an autographed Barak Obama photo
Rudy - a gun
2007-12-06 07:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Rudy doesn't get a stocking.
2007-12-06 07:34:16 · answer #10 · answered by Nostradamus is back squared 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋