Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ye." "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?""That's what I'm here to be tellin' ye, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery...""Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me...""Sure and I must, Brenda. Your husband Seamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it. She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?""It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guineas Stout and drowned.""Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?""Well, no Brenda......no.""No?""Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
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2007-12-06 06:38:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Aye, the lad was well preserved for the wake I assume ? (chuckle)
2007-12-06 07:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
What is the name of the medication that she is taking? I am not familiar with that medication. It upsets me though that you have done your part in getting her healthy and that the adverse side affects are this bad. The only thing I know to do would be call the vet back and tell him that this just isn't working out and what he suggests from here. I hope you get her straightened out.
2016-05-28 11:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! Any beer drinker knows the first pee is a long time coming, after that you might as well stay on the pot. This is when a catheter would come in handy!
2007-12-06 06:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by judy b 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!! That a 10!
2007-12-06 06:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie! It's the way you tell 'em lol.
2007-12-06 09:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It took me five minutes to quit laughing! I am sending this to my brother and some friends.
2007-12-06 07:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one Suzie have a star.
2007-12-06 10:08:56 · answer #7 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what a way to go
2007-12-06 17:19:16 · answer #8 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old and cute but, I'll give a star for effort..
2007-12-06 06:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
yeah,i tend to need to go to the toilet when a drank a lot!!!
2007-12-06 06:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by wearethegas 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋