Can you write an amusing story with the last line of.....?

Question

"So that is why I feel lucky to be standing here today. Thank you"

Not HW, not a pressurised task, just a fun thing to do for people with creative minds.

Ghouly!!! I was at work when I read that and almost fell off my chair laughing - I feel so.....so.....used (LOL!!!) I mean amused yes that's the word. XX

Answer 1

I am lucky and thankful to be here. Once you hear my story, you will understand why.

I have always believed there was life elsewhere other than earth, but discounted most of the stories I heard about UFOs. I will now have to rethink those stories.

I was driving in the country the other day with my good friend Jelly when she noticed a flashing light off to the side of the road. Curious, we stopped. We could not make out what was there so we got out and walked up the small rise next to the road. On the other side, hovering about 5 feet off the ground, was some sort of space craft. The lights we had seen were at the highest point of the craft.

Jelly was all excited, she being an intrepid explorer, whereas I was simply scared. Anyway, she wanted to get a closer look. I went part way down the hill before I chickened out. Just as she reached the bottom of the hill, now only about 10 feet from the craft, a "spotlight" suddenly came on illuminating her fully. As I watched the light grew brighter until suddenly Jelly disappeared before my eyes. I don't know if she was dissolved or if she was transported into the ship, but immediately afterwards a loud hum began to emanate from the ship and seconds later began moving, disappearing from sight in seconds. There was no trace of Jelly found near the scene but I am hopefully that one day she will be returned. So that is why I feel lucky to be standing here today. Thank you"

Answer 2

today i found out lincoln stood somewhere our school would be 200 years ago so that is why i feel lucky to be standing here. THaNK YOU!

Answer 3

Lou Gehrig Sorry I read the question wrong