How do you know when you have drank too much beer?

Answer 1

When you start sending ugly emails to someone that loves you. Then it's too much. Hey baby. I've missed you like crazy. ♥

Answer 2

Speaking as a long term drug and alcohol counselor there are many many ways to answer that question. One, very good one, is are you afraid you have a drinking problem? The other thing is drinking too much to do what, drive? If you are feeling good you shouldn't be driving. I.e. when you feel like you are a good lover, dancer, drinker you shouldn't be driving. Another answer I like is, that of the trapeze artist who every day before he got on the high wire, would take a huge ranks to settle his nerves. One day he fell, he l uckily had a net, and he knew the reason he had fallen was his drinking. If that trapeze artist ever gets on the wire again after drinking then he has a drinking problem. Another way of finding out if you have a problem is to attend an open (not closed that is for admitted alcoholics/drug addicts only) see if any of the stories sound like you. And ask somebody who is in charge of the meeting, after it's over, to give you the pamphlet that asked 20 questions about your "use of drugs or alcohol" and see how many those question to answer in the affirmative. One of the major components of addiction or abuse is denial. So it is very important to not bull **** yourself. The earlier you admit a problem, the less harm you will do to yourself and the people around you. If true, being a drug or alcohol addict, is not the end of the world. It might actually be the start of your world.
Peace
good luck
Patrick

Answer 3

I always pick out the ugliest girl in the bar and start drinking beer, when she starts looking good, it means I've had too much. lol.

Answer 4

That's a trick Question, never!
But I take a little break when I have to hold on the floor to keep me from flying off the earth (spinning too fast)

Answer 5

When I have fallen and can't reach my beer I have had to many.


I have missed you soooo much I am glad you are back. Did you have a good time?

Answer 6

Hmmm, maybe I'll find out tonight at the company Christmas party??? ♥♥

Last year I had the bosses son holding my hair while I threw up outside. Then the guy I had with me took me home and I threw up in his car. I think I can do better this year!

Answer 7

When even the ugliest girl looks beautiful

or for the gals

When even the ugliest guy starts to look hot

Answer 8

Too much beer? Huh, is there such a thing? Well, I suppose when your mouth is bigger than you are! Normally when I start pissing people off I know I've had too much :)

Answer 9

When I cannot tell the difference between Guinness and Miller light!

Answer 10

when you puke, well for me thats the limit becuase if beer actually gi=ot me to puke that means i've drank a butt-load!!! but hey man u gotta luv it =)