Anyone ever feel like beating up a stuffed teddy bear?

Question

Would they be related to penfold?

Answer 1

I'm ready for yer Buster. I may only be four inches tall but I'm well 'ard.

Answer 2

Generally my anger is even more intense than that, however, it is also streamlined and focused on whomever or whatever is the source of my irritaion. Besides, taking out an inanimate object is not only unsportmanlike, but it can halso have undesirable emotional effects on any little ones that may inadvertantly witness the carnage. So 99.9% of the time I am able to resolve the rage without throwing a single punch. And that other tenth of a percent, I could take on a live grizzly and Vegas would give me respectable odds

Answer 3

No, unfortunately I always feel like beating up real people. The teddy bears just don't cut it. But sometimes putting your fist through the wall is enough -- it hurts so badly you forget about being pissed off!

Answer 4

Before I answer, this is not a trick question is it? There's no chance of retaliation from the bear right? If so then I would say yes!

Answer 5

No but I've got a bear story!

One day two zoo keepers are standing outside the panda cage.
one is telling the other about his night in the Red light zone and
as he was talking one of the pandas came up to the bars sat down and listen intently.
After the zoo keepers had walked off the panda who had been listening turn to his fellow pandas all of whom were male and said "Did you get a load of that there's females out there that you can have sex with!"
The other pandas look at him then at each other then at him again and in one voice said "So!"
He said well if we nip out tonight we can go find some... you some.."
The rest of the pandas look at him as though he were mad and went back to eating their bamboo.
Any way that night the panda dug a tunnel and escaped from the zoo.
He headed for the zone which he had heard the zoo keeper describe and soon enough meet a very nice young lady wearing a short leather mini and thigh length boots.
Remembering the description of the Zoo keeper he walks up to her and says " Excuses me, but are you a Hooker"
The Girl looks him up and down and thinks to herself he's a little strange but, business is business, so she says"Year"
the panda responds "Oh, could I have some sax, please?"
So she ok and take him back to her place.
When they get there she starts to strip and the panda say "by any chance do you have anything to eat, as I like to a lot of energy when I copulate."
The hooker thought to her and ok thinking would just add a little extra to check.
Any way she on the bed he jumps on and it's all over in a flash. the panda then gets up puts on his clothes and heads to the door, he's just about to open it when he hears the girl behind him shout "OUi, where do you think you're going?"
He turns and says"Back to the zoo, why?"
She says "You forgot to pay me!!!"
He says "pay you, what do you mean, Pay you?"
She says "Look you've just had sax with a Hooker, and that costs!"
The panda looks confused so she get her dictionary and throws it at him saying look it up!"
He picks up the dictionary and paws thought the pages until he finds the word 'Hooker'.
and she "Well, what's it say?"
The panda look at the book and reads "Hooker, woman who sells Saxual favour for monetary exchange"
" So, come on pay me!" she insisted
The panda relied "I can't!"
She say "Why not!"
He hands her the dictionary and flicks thought the pages until she finds the word 'Panda'
And he say "What does It say!"
So she looks down at the page and reads.
Panda: Animal native of china,
eats shoots and leaves.

Answer 6

Been there- done that! Atleast its something soft to take out your frustrations on! Instead of like a door! That would hurt!

Answer 7

I could never harm a little ickle fwuffy bear fond of marmalade and huggles.

Answer 8

no i dont like beatings so i would like to hug and kiss my teddy bear :)

Answer 9

Not recently. But then again, I usually hand them over to the dog.

Answer 10

Don't beat up Mohammed. You'll go to jail.