I can never seem to reach orgasm with my husband.
He's tried a lot of things,
including some dirty oral things.
All it did was make me hungry.
Our sex has gotten so boring,
I'll sometimes bring something to snack on
while he does his little thing.
What sort of things could we try to spice things up for me?
Besides Tabasco, I mean! ;)
Thanks, girls!
2007-12-06 04:26:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Darling, I do declare you are a right purty piece of lady meat and while I do not wish to offend the good graces of your husband, I would like to offer my expertise. You just need a man to bring your love of greasy foods into the bedroom with you. A drumstick up the poopshooter twisted just so might be what you need, then afterwards you could enjoy the foods. fingerlickin good is what the colonel always says and i am inclined to agree.
2007-12-06 08:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by Toasty the Baby Seal 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
-stands up- i'm the authentic colonel sanders!!!!! i'm in KFC proper now, feeding my elementary black consumers the goodness of my KFC. i like black people. they save my KFC alive
2016-10-19 10:01:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might need to check home depot for the type of equipment needed to get you off. A good leaf blower might give you a tickle.
2007-12-06 09:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Aw man, I just had an orgasm reading your question.
I think we'd be prefect together. I have a weak bladder, so I have to take breaks during sex. While I pee, you can snack.
If you're into the kind of thing, of course...
2007-12-06 04:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Well, I can't help you there... almost 6 years and still rocking here... All I can say is try different positions... if you've done that... try different places... Sounds to me like you may be filling what you're missing with food, and that can't be healthy.
2007-12-06 04:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by Beatngu 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try the new Benford hi-speed Vibrator on sale at a store near you!
2007-12-06 04:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well the majority of an orgasm is mental so if you are going into sex with your husband thinking "i am not going to reach orgasm" Than it turns into a self-fulfilling prophecy. Maybe you need to think of sex in a different way with him?
2007-12-06 04:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by ~NIKKI~ 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Why not ask your hubby if it's ok to have a three some with the Coronal!
2007-12-07 00:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by Teresa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
KFC mashed potatoes pressed against your body can be pretty erotic. Don't forget the gravy.
2007-12-06 06:22:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!
Go marry a drumstick. That outta do the trick.
2007-12-06 04:52:49 · answer #10 · answered by mamacandy74 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋