I'm not really armless...I've updated my avatar so you can see what I really look like.
Hope I didn't offend anyone who might have been appendage-challenged. My humblest apology!
2007-12-06 04:20:30 · 23 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Also, Jack B took the pic. He certainly has an artist's eye when it comes to photography.
2007-12-06 04:21:30 · update #1
Nea: I have a captain's hat, that good enough? (wearing it in the pic)
Mable: You saw right through my ruse...I should have known I couldn't pull the wool over your eyes!
2007-12-06 04:27:41 · update #2
Oh, what a sight for my sore eyes! What a celestial beauty! Be thou angel?
Hey, are you yahoo-taken? You're welcome to drop by if you promise not to try and eat my leaves.
2007-12-06 04:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Armless? It looks like you have 4 arms poking out of you! You may have an elephant head too - are you sure you aren't an incarnation of the god Ganesha?
2007-12-06 12:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by Mikey 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jack is a very talented photographer, isn't he? He really knows how to capture his subject's best assets.
I miss your handsome yellow-toothed avatar, but the fact that I am now able to see your amazingly sexy biceps completely makes up for it! You are a hottie!
2007-12-06 13:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by Lydia 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well I really AM an angel .......
but I accept your apology anyway
that Jack sure is a great photographer huh? A true artist who is multitalented
2007-12-06 12:46:25 · answer #4 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Damn and here all this time I was wondering all the wonderful things you could do with the other parts of your body to compensate for your lack of arms.
There were 2 things I thought you were typing with and it wasn't your toes either. :)
Ahh but I am no corndog either...I know that hurts many.
2007-12-06 12:53:02 · answer #5 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
have you ever seen that movie "kids"?
the dude with no legs is great
but that's ok people lie all the time you're forgiven
.. if you say 10000 hail Mary's
2007-12-06 13:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be ashamed of your arms, Sweetie!
They're natural,
and a lot of us have them!
I've got these giant back flaps,
and I wear 'em with pride!
2007-12-06 12:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
and I don't really jump over the stars, only small ponds. Gee, it feels good to get that off my chest.
2007-12-06 17:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell the truth, Joe! Those arms are detachable!
2007-12-06 12:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I thought it meant you didn't have any guns...
If you had no arms, how would you get the paper bag mask on your head for when I come to use your deck? Can't use your feet for that (unless you are very flexable)
2007-12-06 12:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by Mable VT is thinking, kinda 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋