If you got home tonight and found....?

Question

114 penguins, a baby giraffe, flock of geese and a chimp juggling with eggs.....how would you handle this situation?

Answer 1

fire up the grill for some good eatin'

Answer 2

The penguins and giraffe would go to the zoo. The geese I would simply set free and the chimp I would keep. You never know how an egg juggling chimp could prove valuable. Great question.

Answer 3

I'd give the penguins to my Mum for Christmas, as she's obsessed by them, the geese would be great to lay eggs for breakfast, the baby giraffe would make a great form of alternate transport when it matures (stepping over the traffic jams!), so I'll tame it, care for and train it, and the chimp would be fantastic for kids parties and for my own entertainment.

I'll be known as Zoo Man!.... I need to work out how to fit them all in my flat though...

Answer 4

I would first gather all of the penguins into a barn outside. I would then let the geese out (lots of ponds around and it is not illegal to handle a goose like I think it would be to let penguins go). As for the chimp, let him go till he gets bored. Monkeys are cool.

Answer 5

what's the feel of the egg? no remember if this is totally almost like pottery or porcelain ( like an egg on the food market) this is a poultry egg. no remember if this is leathery this is a reptile. do you reside the place there are different snakes or geckos? a gecko could be veryyyyy small, like a thumbnail or smaller often. im not sure approximately snakes ive in no way had one earlier, and im no expert. i understand right here in seattle youd in no way have a reptile egg in the doorstep! do you have a birds nest close on your place? is it cracked in any way? save it heat by way of putting it in a sock on a heating vent thats activate or below a warmth lamp or heating pad, or wrapped in an electric powered blanket set on no longer too severe of a point or on your arms in case you could b careful! dont turn it the different way up or spin or shake it, leave it the path you stumbled on it, in case you alter it it ought to reason deformities! id advise retaining it for the night then going to a small animal vet or any vet somewhat, even petstores, the next day to confirm in the event that they could allow you to! meanwhile save it heat and risk-free and analyze on line! merely please dont enable it die! even no remember if this is a snake! i (very almost) gurantee it wont hatch this night! if it makes you sense greater helpful save it in a cage (with respiratory holes in case it hatches)

Answer 6

Id think i must be under the influence of somthin, so il take a deep breath and keep telin my self IM TRIPIN OUT!!!!!
if it dnt work il grab my cam and film the whole thing, then lock all the doors and Windows and go 2 bed,after i wake up il no if i was tripin or if their really there!

Ant btw hw the hell did u come up with this Q??????????????/
WAIT A MIN Y AM I ANSWERING THIS????????????????????

Answer 7

Interesting one this...........but after some serious thought I think the best course of action would be to lay off the chemicals and go and lie down in a darkened room till all the nasties go away.

Answer 8

Contact Noah immediately.

Answer 9

Go to the pub for a pint and let them get on with it. After 18 pints there should be a pink elephant there too.

Answer 10

Promise myself to go to Re-hab tomorrow morning

Answer 11

Throw out my meds & play with the chimp.