.You Ain't Gettin Jack!
You wanted my heart, soul
On Layaway...
That ain't gonna get
Jack.
You can't afford the full
Price of Love?
You ain't gonna get little
By little...Jack!
And, uh, just a thought...
How many other Layaways
Are you checking on...?
Mr. Jack be Nimble,
Mr. Jack be Quick,
Fixin to get your ***
Singed
By Love's flaming
Candlestick...
Don't knock, knock, knock...
Cause I'm gone, gone, gone
Elysabeth Faslund...Poemhunter.com
2007-12-06 02:47:17 · 16 answers · asked by Elysabeth 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Hahahahahahah LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's just what I needed :o)
2007-12-06 02:51:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jamie R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Politically correct 'Twas the night before Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a " Holiday ".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break"
under your "Dream Tree"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say...
"knock knock"
WHO IS THERE?
"Mary"
MARY WHO?!?
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S !!!
2007-12-06 02:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humor, More Than Bargained For?
Humor you say and you want it today?
Look to your back, and see what you've done..
Chances are it's fumbled, follies, delay
Avoidance prevails, look where you been, and come
On admit the truth, and laugh at yourself
Dust off the dust from that cluttered life you lead
Believe in yourself and develop a plan, un-shelf
The foundation you think you have laid...Instead,
Action beats words in this case I'm afraid
So fasten your seat belt, get ready to surf
Travel the true waters of life, it waits to be made
Only you can break free of the chains which hurt
Your hidden soul within, admittedly 'tis not a total grin.
Yet get up off your ask me no questions
And with no more chagrin, begin to begin...
Once more, harvest the planting of fruitions
Deliver yourself from your hapless door!
Build your own life of laughter and humor
Start acting, producing and don't be a bore.
I promise you will flourish and perish no more!
Valrie A.Verhoeven 12.06/2007 TM and Copyrighted!
2007-12-06 03:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by mariposavalrie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whats the point did Mary have a little lamb?
2007-12-06 02:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2007-12-06 15:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by glamour04111 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this, it's funny and very metaphorical, but a bit choppy in contrast...
2007-12-06 02:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Looks like he wont be getting a card this year...
2007-12-06 02:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome you should tell that to other people that are publishers.
2007-12-06 02:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by Shae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK that was Random
2007-12-06 02:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that need a little work, sorry a little creapy too..
2007-12-06 02:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋