How do I rid myself of this massive Headache caused by too much drinking last night????

Question

I feel like a 110lb carcoal briquette sized bag of dog crap...

I guess I should have listened to grampa and not consumed the remains of his Aqua Velva, although it did taste remarkably good at the time.

Answer 1

you told me a romp with your boyfriend always fixed you up

Answer 2

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Diarrhea can contribute to hemorrhoid formation because the bowel undergoes pressure strains due to the condition. Undue pressure on the veins that make up internal hemorrhoidal structures can worsen existing damage. Internal hemorrhoids are not visible, unless they proplapse (protrude) from the anus, either constantly or during a bowel movement. If this is the case, then you have a grade III or IV internal hemorrhoid. If the protrusion is on the anal verge or the area surrounding the anus, then its likely an external hemorrhoid. Reducing pressure from issues of diarrhea and constipation will help. Not straining during a bowel movement, not lifting heavy objects, not sitting for extended periods, all will help.

An external hemorrhoid is simply a vein located at the anal verge, the wall of which as weakened and protruded. Don't push on it, this will only increase pressure and worsen it. The body has to repair the vein wall and rebuild the integrity. This takes time, perhaps weeks, if all goes well. Use sitz baths and over-the-counter medications such as pads or creams to provide symptom relief in the interim. These won't solve the issue long term, but will give the tissue a better chance at self-healing.

Internal hemorrhoids are a different matter and require more intervention. Your best bet is to educate yourself about the condition, its causes and what options there are to treat it both short and long term. Don't ignore it though, hemorrhoids tend to become chronic in nature, lasting years or decades in some cases.

Answer 3

These idiots aren't drinkers, they just hear things from friends and repeat them, they are too lame to get out there and ***** drink and really experiment with the best cures for a hangover, yep they are posers, they can only adress one symtom, because they are the dumbasses with the ******* avatards! for the headache, take a towel, a big towel, soak it in water, put it into the microwave for about 1 min, fold it up depending to where your headache is, and keep it around your neck and where it hurts, and at the same time, pinch lightly and rub the pressure point between your pointer and thumb, if too dumb to find it, look it up. lightly pinch and massage in circles, smoke some weed, not too much to make you cough, that can make you hurt more, but get a good buzz, then drink pedialite. 15 mins later, you are good as gold! and if any of these *****'s reply to this and say marijuana bad!!! **** you, you are probably a republican, and still support Bush. It doesn't take much to realize that Republicans are the Empire, and Democrats are the Rebellion, Cheney is the emperor, and Bush is darth vader. republicans have not done anything good, if they say they do, there is something more to it that you can contradict them with. Don't vote for McCain, he is hiring most of Bush's old administration, you want to watch our country lose more face and look more evil? The United States Government planned the devastation on 911, yes the world trade centers, if you disagree, look at the proof, and if you have and still don't believe it, you a douche bag and it is people like you that should be castrated by a militia! That's right, and **** the gossiping middleaged overweight women, because they turn into the old ladys that buy a poodle, get matching haircuts with the poodle, and route through your trash to see what you are up to, and they tend to hate kids that aren't related to them, oh they also hit people on the roads and always say, "you must have been really speeding" We need to cut their heads off or send them on a ******* piece of ice like the eskimos!

Answer 4

Curl up in a fetal position and dont move a muscle for atleast 3 to 5 hrs. Take a little nap and all will work out after the spinnies stop that is! I saw a show where people were actually drinking Listerine by the bottle-EWWWWWWW and cologne so your not too far off the truth! I just cant believe some people r soooooo desperate-sad but true

Answer 5

First of all, DO NOT take Tylenol. Tylenol goes right to your liver, same as alcohol, and you can cause severe liver damage. You are dehydrated, so you want to drink a lot of water and get some food in your stomach. You should be OK to take some aspirin, but no more than normal dosage. Time is really the only cure for a hangover, but these things usually help me.

Answer 6

Drink lots of water. Nothing will make it go away instantly.
In future, when drinking it is a good idea to alternate a non-alcoholic drink (water, etc) with an alcoholic one & also to drink a glass or two of water before going to bed. A lot of the hangover/headache is caused by dehydration so more water helps.
Some say "hair of the dog" meaning, have a drink to combat the hangover. I've never tried it, never wanted a drink the next day.
Oh, Gatorade might work. I never tried it for hangover but it really works when you get dehydrated & almost have heat stroke in the summer.

Answer 7

ULTIMATE HANGOVER CURE

The Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure.

While the ingredients in this kit are based on hard science and not personal mythology, it must be said that there really is no cure for a hangover in the same sense that penicillin is a cure for an infection. There are several things, however, that you can put into your body to ease the pain and assist rapid recovery, including a little-known substance called cysteine. Cysteine directly counteracts the poisonous effects of acetaldehyde. The following arsenal-in-a-milkshake is so loaded with the anti-toxic munitions your body needs, that after it makes short work of your hangover, it might just clear out your nasal passages, shrink your hemorrhoids, and leap out of your body and write your History term paper. Behold the official SoYouWanna.com Almighty Hangover Emergency Cure (patent pending):

1. Take 2 aspirins
2. Take 200mg cysteine (available at specialty food stores)
3. Take 600mg vitamin C
4. Take 1 tablet vitamin B-complex
5. Mix the following ingredients together in a blender:


1 banana
1 small can V-8
6 large strawberries
2 tablespoons honey
1 cup orange juice
1-2 cups milk (or soy milk), to desired consistency
¼ tsp. salt
dash of nutmeg
6. Drink it all up.
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Answer 8

Drink water. You have a headache because your body is dehydrated. Alcohol is a diuretic. You should have started drinking the water before you had the alcohol to prevent the hangover.

Add a little lemon juice to the water to get the body to absorb it more. Also, it takes 15 hours for alcohol to leave the major organs.

Answer 9

....well....relax....calm your body....refresh your body....shower...eat something...take some kind of mild pain killer pill(tylenol...advil...whatever you usually take...) and always helps to take a little bit of a drink...maybe a beer or some little bit of a light tasting wine....and don't drink a lot for a while....or at least a couple of days....or like that saying goes....take a little bit of what you were drinking last night....but don't know if you keep some aqua velva around you home....but many people do keep some wine or beer....

Answer 10

LOL Aqua Velva drinker, That's a new one ! You should try mouthwash, cleans your breath and twice the alcohol intake.

To cure a hang over, take it from a Recovering Alcoholic like myself, take a good shot of rye, vodka or whiskey, 1 only, it takes the headache away in 15 min, and keeps it away.

Good Luck!

Answer 11

YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE TYLENOL/acetaminophen products if you drink alcohol; it can overload your liver and potentially be fatal. This is an under-reported fact you can verify with your doctor. Ibuprofen usually does some good, but the only real hangover treatment is time, and some H20 to rehydrate yourself.