There was an awful WINTER STORM outside but I was nice and cozy in my SNUG den. I was taking the OPPORTUNITY afforded by the storm to catch up on my letter writing. The mail person would not be around for several days and I hoped to have a bunch of cards and letters for their bag when they finally made it through.
It was near mid-morning when very faintly I heard a sound. It seemed to be carried to me on the wind from a distance away. HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!! I didn't hear it again so thought it was just my imagination. But a bit later I heard it again "HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!! Only this time, it was much closer and was clearly a persons voice.
I couldn't see anything from the window, but the snow was blowing and I could barely see 10 feet anyway. Suddenly I heard pounding on the front door and I rushed to door. Looking through the beveled glass the figure outside appeared a bit LOPSIDED but at the same time seemed FAMILIAR. Then I heard her say, "You gonna take all day to open the dang door ghouly05? I'm freezing out here. My dadbum buckboard broke down about a mile back and I need a shot of liquor now." It was then I realized it was my GOOD FRIEND Sunshine McGuillicutty. Leave it to her to venture out in this type of weather. I quickly opened the door and she dashed by me into the house. "Do you always take so long answering you door?" she said. I could tell she was her usual cantankerous self so she probably wasn't injured. "Where's the darn whiskey?, was her next question, but she already at the bar looking over the bottles. Finding a suitably strong brand, she poured herself a large shot and downed it in one gulp.
Needless to say I got no more letters written that day, and my liquor supply dwindled considerably, but we had a wonderful visit as she filled me in on all the news about Dodge City. I was surprised to hear the news about Miss Kitty but I'll fill you in on that in another letter..
2007-12-06 02:48:25
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answered by ghouly05 7
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It was a Friday evening and a witer storm was raging outside. I had intended to go out that evening, but decided against it due to the harsh weather and lay tucked up and snug in my comfortable little bed. I had taken the opportunity to start re-reading Homer's Iliad, something I had been meaning to do for a long, long time, and was already well into the first chapter about the start of the seige of Troy which was caused by a quarrel between Prince Paris of Troy and the noble Menelaus of Greece.
Suddenly I heard a cry from outside my bedroom window, ""Heeeeeeelp!". I rushed to the window but could see hardly anything except a, lopsided estate wagon as it rested with its nearside in the false ditch that runs along the front of our house. Being alone in the house, I felt that I ought to go and see for myself who was in trouble. As I cautiously opened the front door I heard a familiar voice. It was Cleo, a good friend of mine!
I called out" Cleo, it's me Mary. This is where I live now, with my parents. Switch off the lights and lock up. You'll have to stay here for the night.
I left the door ajar as I ran to the kitchen to put a bottle of fine white wine in the freezer, Homer could wait!
2007-12-06 01:58:06
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answered by Palamino 4
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It was a cold day, the village had just gotten over the annual winter storm. Everyone was staying in out of the rain, keeping nice and snug. After all, it was a great opportunity to do nothing!
Suddenly, in the Smith household there was a cry for "Heeeeeeeelp!", as Mr Smith ran into the garden to see what the matter was he saw the gate had fallen and was lopsided, a familiar face peered over the fence, it was his good friend Mrs Jones - her gate had been blown off in the wind!
EASY. Rubbish story, but easy!
2007-12-06 01:18:06
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answered by Anonymous
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On a cold, cold night with a winter storm brewing I was lying snug in my bed when I heard a noise from the room next door.I had the opportunity to choose what to do, either I could choose to tighten the bed clothes around me but when I heard the words heeeeeeep! and, as I was feeling a little lopsided through drinking too much beer earlier, I decided to do a thing that was familiar to me during the night and got up, peeped next door and saw my good friend leaning through the window having a pee and unfortunately the sash window had fallen down leaving him in a very precarious and embarrassing position.
2007-12-06 02:27:45
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answered by Anonymous
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The 'winter storm' caught me still on the road in my car. When I came across the stranded couple, I regreted leaving the 'snug' environs of my own auto to help them.
My face and hands were exposed to the icily cold air as I exited my vehicle. However, I realized that this was an 'opportunity' to practice what I preached in my sermons about charity and good samaritanism.
Approaching the couple's car through the sleet and wind, I discovered that my charity had been misplaced, for I heard a blood curdling peel of "HEEEEEEELP!" coming from the trunk of their car. There was a 'lopsided' grin of triumph on the face of the male, for the couple's ruse had worked. They had a kidnap victim in the trunk of their car and hadn't expected to break down. Now they thought they had another ride.
They didn't know that I was 'familiar' with many of the law enforcement officers in that area and that I had personally called one of them on my cell phone before I left my car. He was a 'good friend.'
2007-12-06 01:41:30
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answered by bodavisP 2
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In the middle of January, there was a winter storm, so I snug close to my boyfriend. I think it was a good opportunity to do so. All of a sudden, the storm got out of control. I started screaming,"HEEEEEEELP!" Then a truck came on a lopsided hill, and it looked familiar. It was my best friend, Megan. I always knew I could count on that good friend to hear me when I needed her!
Haha, that was fun. Do some more!
2007-12-06 01:24:39
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answered by Anonymous
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The Southerners heard of an impending winter storm and, after raiding the grocery stores for milk and bread, tucked in at home, snug and warm. Winter snow was always an opportunity to panic or scream "Heeeeelp! My car tires will get wet!"
I, however, ventured out to see the snow flakes fall, to see the lopsided piles of snow plowed up. As a native of Michigan, I found the sight of snow to be as familiar as a good friend.
2007-12-06 01:24:15
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answered by Bob T 6
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There was a WINTER STORM there, and a funny little man dreaming to be a hero. He was a good fella, maybe a little bit deranged, but good. He sewed himself a SNUG, tidy leotard, and sometimes he tried it in front of the mirror. He was a good man, so usually no one was interested in stop him dreaming. In that night the OPPORTUNITY came to him. A feminine cry pierced the night "HEEEEELP!", said the voice, quite because distant. The funny man put his leotard on, and run. Mary, the sheperd girl, was falling in the icy river, her legs still in the water. With a LOPSIDED jump, the little man jumped at her side... and both of them fell in the water. A FAMILIAR face lent a rope to them. "Rupert, GOOD FRIEND, what are you doing here?" "I'm a true hero! I even saved the girl", said the funny man. "Maybe you froze the girl", said Mary... but she cannot prevent herself to chuckle a bit. At least, she had seen a "superhero"
2007-12-06 01:31:39
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answered by qzmaster591 5
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Sipping Winter Storm whiskey while sat in the snug, he suddenly took the opportunity to scream HEEEEELP! across the lopsided table to the lady becoming what he thought to be too familiar with his good friend and sometime partner James.
2007-12-06 01:40:31
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answered by tinny 3
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2016-10-19 09:35:59
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answered by layden 4
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