ô╪ Can you write a little story that ends with this line?

Question

This is not homework....Merely good,wholesome fun on YA.

" That's the only way I can imagine how the telephone ended up in the refrigerator."

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Answer 1

When my teenage daughter is on the phone with her girl friends, she is in another world. She still somehow functions in this world, but has no connection to it. I have seen her do the dishes, feed the cat, and take out the trash, never realizing she was doing any of it. She was only responding to voice commands that somehow reach her brain, but she is so wrapped up in her conversations, she has no clue she is doing anything else. I could probably tell her to build me a house when she is like that, and she would do it. It's funny because if she is not on the phone, she almost never does what I tell her.

She finally caught on to my little scheme for getting her to do things around the house. Now when she is on the phone, she usually hides someplace she thinks I won't look. So far I have found her in the tub (thank god she still had her clothes on), out back behind the trash cans (how does she stand it) , in the little space behind the hot water heater, and under her bed (can she really fit there anymore?) Anyway, last night she must have hid in a new place. That's the only way I can imagine how the telephone ended up in the refrigerator.

Answer 2

I quite don't remember much of yesterday night. Slept too late, awoke early, I'd got to work. I feelt quite zonked out, I had that nagging feeling I was forgetting something. I did my calls, I put my papers in order, I ate and worked, laughed and talked with friends. At home, I noticed my clock. It was... stopped. It wasn't December the 5th, it was the 6th! Tomorrow It's our anniversary, and... she told me she wanted to be called. But she didn't call me, for the whole day. Was she so angry? It's almost midnight, and I didn't call her, neither did her. I put my cellphone out. Darn, battery low, I hadto recharge it. I put the charger in and... the lights go off. Half the electric outlets here are blown, my charger is a melting mass of plastic. I knew her phone number, that's not a problem. I hoped the phone at my place still function! Yes! Some more light to find the numbers, to read the calling card... I feel it happened in such a way. I opened the fridge, put the telephone into, read the address, and called... "Honey?" "What are you doing! It's the whole day I try to talk with you, have you forgotten..." "No honey, I was just trying to keep you on the ropes. Suprise!" The last sound I heard is the phone being slammed on my ear. That's the only way I can imagine how the telephone ended up in the refrigerator.

Answer 3

I got fixed lunch for the kids and husband got the baby ready grabbed a sweater and shoved everybody out the door. Took the husband to work, dropped the kids off. After dropping the kids off the baby started to cry reached for a bottle served, got pulled over. Officer said that I had a headlight out and I was driving recklessly in a school zone. I got a big fat ticket I can't afford to pay. I went home got dressed put the baby back in the car. Went to the grocery store. After getting back and putting everything up it was time to get the kids and husband again. Everyday when the kids walk in the door from school it's like a tornado is going through the house. Backpacks go to flying, kids start screaming they are hungry, I get all differented colored paper permission slips shoved in my face. Through all of this the baby is crying because of all the excitment, a wet diaper, and needing another bottle. "That's the only way I can imagine how the telephone ended up in the refrigerator"

Answer 4

My 12 year old has a new boyfriend.... And I don't approve...That's the only way I can imagine how the telephone ended up in the refrigerator!!

Answer 5

I was sorting out the washing, and when I came downstairs my two year old had been "tidying up" in his own little way!! I found the remote control in the shoe cupboard, and my shoes in the hoover cupbard, and then I guess he must have gone and tidied up the kitchen too, cos that's the only way I can imagine the telephone ended up in the refrigerator".

Answer 6

god i must have been drunk last night, all i can remember is phoning up for a pizza and going to the kitchen to get another beer, That's the only way I can imagine how the telephone ended up in the refrigerator.

Answer 7

i was drunk. i came home late and stayed up until 2 a.m. i started to talk to my friend on the phone. then i heard a gunshot. it came from the fridge. i opened it and there was a bug holding a gun. i squashed with the phone. then i ran upstairs. That's the only way I can imagine the telephone ended up in the refrigerator.

Answer 8

once upon a time, i had a weird dream. i didnt know what was happening. when i woke up, i could tell i had been sleepwalking. " That's the only way I can imagine how the telephone ended up in the refrigerator."

Answer 9

i was drunk last night. my memory of last night is foggy. the cat tried to order a pizza. it had no money so i hid the phone in the refridgerater to stop it ordering loads of food and using my credit card. thats the only way i can imagine how the telephone ended up in the refridgerater.
(its lame sorry)

Answer 10

I have elephants living in my refrigerator. I have found footprints in the butter. One of them must have made a trunk call.....thats the only way i can blah blah.