went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes."
2007-12-05 21:17:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
nice ;-)
2007-12-05 21:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by julie t 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In most cities here in the US, there is a sort of "Office for the Elderly." These are the kinds of folks who pop in on the elderly and make sure they're not being taken advantage of, just as you describe. Start by giving a call to your city (or council) offices and see if they can direct you someplace. Or check your phone book or your city/council's websites. If you know of any relatives the gentleman has, see if you can get in touch with them. Talk to other neighbors, see if they've observed anything. If there are any "Meals on Wheels" type programs that serve the elderly in your city, try to contact them and see if they're serving the elderly gentleman -- getting more friendly people into this man's flat more frequently will help to crowd the alcoholic out. If it's in you to befriend the elderly gentleman yourself, do so. If he starts to trust you, he may listen to your gentle and friendly advice about the alcoholic. DO NOT approach the alcoholic yourself. If the alcoholic is raising any trouble, do call the police. Get him on record. Get him watched. Thanks for being a good neighbor! You're a sweetheart!
2016-04-07 21:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one☺
2007-12-06 02:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by Mustbe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its cheaper to sit down to pee, but perhaps hard to stand up which brings you back to the original problem
2007-12-05 22:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL .....when he was a young man it watched him in the morning while he had a shave but now all it can do is watch him tie his shoelaces!
2007-12-06 09:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! My boyfriend's parents are both 83, and they informed all of us they were still having sex. LOL
2007-12-06 00:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes.Worth a jolly laugh.
2007-12-05 21:26:14 · answer #7 · answered by Ruby Jane 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, Ha ha ha ha have a star.
2007-12-06 11:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, good one
2007-12-06 06:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by Croeso 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men are not very good at aiming
2007-12-06 17:13:57 · answer #10 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Chuckles for you!!!
2007-12-06 03:05:17 · answer #11 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋