I hope you don't have to sum them all up in one cartoon!
If you are allowed to draw ten cartoons, maybe something like this:
1--A guy is at a town hall meeting describing a scene he witnessed where the police beat up a guy for calling them fascists. The guy then gets arrested for telling the story, the truth of which the cops don't dispute, but they don't think he should have told anyone what he saw.
2--A guy wakes up to find an armed burglar in his bedroom. He tells the burglar "you know, you're not allowed to have that gun", and the burglar grins and says "yeah I know. Lucky for me you're not allowed to have one either".
3--A platoon of soldiers is sitting around somebody's living room, eating their food and the officer in charge tells the homeowner "Don't mind us, we'll only be here a few weeks. Got any more chicken?"
4--The cops are searching through a guys stuff and he asks if they have a warrant. They tell him "No, but if we find anything illegal, we won't need one"
5--A guy is found not guilty in court, but they don't release him. He is told that as soon as they can round up another jury they're going to try him again because they don't agree with the verdict.
6--A defendant is told that he's been found guilty of the crime because his defense exhibits were single-spaced instead of double-spaced, and the margins were only 1/2 inch instead of the legally required 1 1/4 inches. He says nobody ever told him it had to be double-spaced and they say "Too bad. You should have hired a lawyer and y9ou would have been found not guilty".
7--The defendant is at trial and the jury box is full of cops in uniform. He claims to have been in the hospital when the bank robery took place, but the cop says "My sister works at that bank and she says it was you. You guys all know my sister, who thinks it was really this defendant?" and they all raise their hands.
8--Two guys in the torture chamber are drawing pictures, and one says to the other "Oh THIS is a good one!! I can't wait until the next goddam jaywalker gets brought in here, we'll hang him by his two big toes, and when he passes out we'll smear poop all over him!! Bet he never does it again after he wakes up like that!!" The other guy responds "Nice! Remember how not fun this job was when we weren't allowed to do stuff this way?"
2007-12-05 17:22:22
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answer #1
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answered by oimwoomwio 7
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#1 Someone in an office saying OH YEAH!!
#2 Bear hug
#3 Troops picking up quarters
#4 Fainted person in troop's arms
#5Draw the jepordy game. Draw line in middle. Draw again
#6Have some one ask the attorney for something, it will be RIGHT TO ATTORNEY=D
#8 Draw a flamethrower and then a circle and line on it.
2007-12-05 16:50:30
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answered by Midnight Iris 3
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We no longer have free speech, and they are trying to take away the right to bare arms. Not sure what #3 is, but if you pull a group of friends together in a troop format, you will get arrested. And #4 the police can search your house, records, etc. without a warrant these days. Looks like our rights are almost gone.
2007-12-05 16:45:16
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answered by Cantrememberanything 2
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#2 make it actually a bear coming after a hunter that just ran out of bullets.
#5 make a two headed alex trabeck (scary)
#7 do the jury all in neck braces like off of the movie The Incredibles
#8 something with britney spears or paris hilton.
2007-12-05 16:43:13
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answered by Essence 3
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1> a book entitled SPEECH being given away
2> two arms with NO shirt--(BARE arms)
3> soldiers wearing shirts that say QUARTER-or with pic of 25 cent coin on shirt
4> doc looking for patient who has had a "seizure"
5> 2nd round of the hit game show on TV
6>going down a corridor and sign showing you have to turn RIGHT to get to the lawyer's office
7>gee, that's a tough one
8>that's a toughie too
2007-12-05 17:21:43
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answered by Mike 7
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#1- i have two i deas,
a- draw a head with his mouth tied with tape or sewn.
b- draw this in two parts,some one who says somethig and in the second part he is arrested (it means you are free to say any thing but after that you are not!)
2007-12-05 17:11:12
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answered by naseernajwa 1
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