"Silence! I keel you!" My boss said it yesterday morning. We had watched Jeff Dunham and his new Dead Suicide Bomber act the day before.
2007-12-06 00:16:34
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answered by Lady G 6
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My daughter sent me a link to something called Belief o something or other. Based on 20 questions it is suppose to tell you what religion you best align with. I read the first question and answered it, I read the second question and answered it...then you are suppose to click on the word, next...(for the next questions to appear) so I click next....I got this giant advertisement for if you're depressed....lmbo...(it doesn't look as funny in print as it did when it happened)...so I email my daughter and she emails back saying "mother, what did you do?"... I guess I picked the wrong answers...so I went back and did it again...same result, depression...by then I was laughing so hard I called her, then of course she was laughing...we actually had to hang up because there was no point in us just laughing on the phone and we couldn't even talk.....guess religion can sometimes do that to you! lol
2007-12-05 16:13:18
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answered by Grace 5
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Yes. that the American government says they are not building that huge highway through to Mexico. I'm listening to an America Radio Station "live 365.com" And Americans from all over the country are calling in. Those that live near, have seen the signs up for the highway. I am being very cynical here. Forgive me Wicks.
2007-12-05 19:42:08
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answered by Anonymous
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This will sound odd. Last week our priest passed away rather suddenly. His funeral mass was this week on Tuesday. Another priest who had known him most of his adult life gave a eulogy. He described how the two of them were on a cruise and were seated at a table with four ladies. The priests were asked what they did and they told the ladies to guess. None of them could guess correctly. So, they confessed that they were priests. The youngest lady then said that she thought the two men were a couple. The priest who had passed away said at that time: "A couple of what?". It struck me funny, along with the nearly two thousand others at the Mass and we all laughed.
2007-12-05 18:41:00
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answered by desertviking_00 7
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I got some emails last nite that were the best. Have not laughed that hard in a long time but I cant put them on here or I would get in trouble.
2007-12-05 23:53:48
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answered by Aloha_Ann 7
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We're not going to have any show until January, as we were having to shovel about a foot of snow off of our front steps.
They were on the phone and hadn't gone outside their home yet....
Just as bad as the weathermen who predicted snow showers...I'd hate to see a "real" storm...
Sometimes it's better to laugh over these things than cry or get upset.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-05 15:35:29
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answered by Sue F 7
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Watching some of the standup candidate comics in their debate this week -- there were some pretty good guffaws to be had (delivered in a very serious manner).
2007-12-06 04:42:41
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answered by Anonymous
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My daughter said that she was going to come over and visit me on Friday. I laughed so hard because I know she won't.
2007-12-05 17:09:24
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answered by noonecanne 7
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Grocery store-2 year old granddaughter-high school boy with saggy pants (do they do that where you all live?)-shouts out at the top of her two year old lungs "Look Bubbie-I can see that boy's butt crack"
I didn't know you lived near the beach East or West coast?
tsk tsk tsk Plum-a bit risque for you wouldn't you say?
2007-12-05 15:54:03
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answered by Anonymous
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George W both speeches this week tee hee
and if you believe what he said I've got a million of 'em
2007-12-06 09:56:55
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answered by Southern Comfort 6
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