A Blonde attempt to ride a Horse…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior
experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the
saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip, she tries
to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse
anyway.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw
herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy
of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . .
The Woolworth's Manager sees her and switches the horse off.
2007-12-05 14:38:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
LOL
;-)
2007-12-05 14:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but usually you don't learn on your first time riding, and don't gallop right away. I one time fell off a horse, because it was following some other horses that were much faster, it was a dusty road, and all of a sudden it was so dusty I couldn't see a thing, so I freaked out and started pulling on the reigns for it to stop, but it wouldn't and I started slipping cause it was going so fast. I ended up falling and the horses shoe stepped on my arm, so I had this awesome and bruised tattoo of the horses shoe. But don't worry that was just one out of many times riding a horse. (I'm a blonde)
2007-12-05 14:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie H 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There are easily some categories of fresian, there is the Baroque wich is the bigger outfitted ones and then there are the fashionable ones, the fashionable ones are smaller and greater game horse like i assume. Atleast that's what wikipedia says approximately the two different varieties. My experience with friesians is enormously limited yet we do have one at are barn, he's extremly exciting to journey as he merely has plenty potential to his strikes. he's a sweat coronary heart and easily mellow and enormously laid lower back, however he's slightly a poultry. in case you have the money i dont think of it may be to complicated to get carry of a friesian, anticipate to pay $15,000 plus for a nicely broke friesian. they at the instant are not low-priced horses and definitely i dont recomend them for a prevalent horse. id recomend them for a serious rider who's finding to compete. For soem reason i cant particularly understand why you may spend that plenty on a horse this is for liesurly using, so except you intend on doing an excellent type of exhibiting its in all probability maximum suitable to no longer get a fresian. whether you need to continually look right into a friesian game horse ( fresian bypass) they are plenty greater low-priced, yet dont continually look like a purebred friesian.
2016-09-30 23:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by coughlan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for that. I sure needed a laugh. I'm tired and getting irritable.
Almost forgot to mention I had a horse, (more of a pet) when I was in my early 40s. I rode her for three years, but never was any good at riding. I could stay on, but I bounced a lot. It was my childhood dream to have a horse. What little girl doesn't want a horse?
2007-12-05 14:49:56 · answer #4 · answered by curious connie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Rode a few stable nags in the US. Rode my uncles horse after it nearly stomped him to death, lost his spleen and part of his liver to that. That horse, I had to kick in the head a few times. Best horses I ever rode were in Peru, Chile, Bolivia and Argentina. My book they really know how to train them. Once rode a thoroughbred Kentucky trained for jumping. He would spot fences and hedges and jump them. All I could do is hold on. The same horse also did the canter gait (only one I ever rode that did) That gait is the worst of them knocks you rigt and left. I'm not a good rider. Want no part of riding a thoroughbred race, rodeo or similar horse.
2007-12-05 15:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by genghis1947 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Real cute! That's about the way I ride a horse. Don't ya just love those managers!
2007-12-05 14:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ava 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Nope, I've never ridden a horse before, and my house is at most a 7 minute walk away from a corral.
2007-12-05 14:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by Kat 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the joke (smile)
Lol, lol, lol
Learning to ride was one of the things I always wanted to do when i retired.....I've been taking lessons since 2007 March
I can ride and I am told not to made for a senior
2007-12-05 14:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by abuelamah 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hey Suzie S you must be a blonde. you forgot the part were she has to put the quarter in . Dammed I must be blonde too I had to look up how to spell ( quarter ) Nice joke I will retell it many times.
2007-12-05 14:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by blackheart_987 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the last horse and jockey I bet on.
2007-12-05 17:38:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Love those dumb blonde jokes. My hair color comes out of a bottle so I tell people it is okay to knock blonds around me.
2007-12-05 23:44:12 · answer #11 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋