Can the Doctor tell if i have smoked before when i go to get a check up? and can he tell if i masturbate?

Question

Need to know.

Answer 1

Sometimes they can tell if you've been smoking, especially if you smell like smoke...

Answer 2

Smoke, yes. The STINK clings to your cloths and hair. A non-smoker can smell it hours after you had your last one.

Your a guy, so he will know that you masturbate.

Answer 3

They can often tell if you smoked. I can tell if my patients have smoked recently cos I can smell it on them.

And your doctor KNOWS that you masturbate. I'm sure (s)he might not be able to tell if you have done recently, but they know.

Answer 4

Unless you smell like it (smoked that day or didn't bathe or wear clean cloths) he won't be able to tell (perhaps if you have yellowing on your smoking fingers). Your Doc already knows you masterbate...sorry

Answer 5

usually it's easy enough to pick up on the smoking--whether you believe it or not, the smell does linger on EVERYTHING: clothing, hair, skin. And he knows you masturbate--you're a guy. It doesn't matter to him.

Answer 6

doctors, last i checked, are not psychics.

Psychics, last i checked, dont know whether you masturbate either.

I think you should march into your doctors surgery and say "I just finger fucked myself while smoking"

then sit down and smile.

Answer 7

yes. the smell of the smoke&ur guilty look

Answer 8

if you don't want him to know you smoke
wash your hands with toothpaste (it works i know because i do it so my mom doesnt find out that I smoke)
and take take a shower right before you go
no he can not tell if you masterbait

Answer 9

lol.. he knows both. especially that you masturbate.

Answer 10

yes to both, shave your hands before you go to doctors.