This is a transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The transcipt of the Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval operations on the 10th october 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship, I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: Number One, I say again, divert your course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees noth. Thats on five degrees north, or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
2007-12-05 13:39:29 · 23 answers · asked by Mannie मञ्जुला 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! LMAO! That is good. I will have to copy and paste this in and email to people. Good one!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-12-05 15:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious…
2007-12-05 21:42:46 · answer #2 · answered by Lina Michelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it. And I love my new home, Ferryland Newfoundland, where the people are the kind of people who would say exactly that.
2007-12-05 22:13:20 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They probably promoted that Captain for avoiding the collision.
2007-12-05 21:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Fantasy Football Princess 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Canadians and their pesky lighthouses equipped with PROTON LASERS AND ATOMIC MONKEYS OF DOOM!
2007-12-05 21:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it, it`s so typical of the stuffed shirt officer corps.
2007-12-05 21:44:45 · answer #6 · answered by jms043 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-12-05 21:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by tammihart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
Thats great!
2007-12-05 21:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by spikyc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Too freaking funny!
2007-12-05 21:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by Joy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry, this is not funny, it's absolutely ridiculous. If anyone finds humor from this than they have been brainwashed.
2007-12-05 21:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by Mistress Woo♥ 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋