What are some good comebacks if someone picks on you?

Question

say its someone you don't like and they make fun of you.
the way you act. the way you dress. even what your grades are!
it's time you stepped up! what you gonna do!?

Answer 1

WELL I AM ALSO KINDA GOIN THROUGH THE SAME THING BUT IVE JUST BEEN IGNORING THAT PERSON FOR LIKE TWO DAYS RIGHT KNOW AND LIKE TODAY "THE PERSON" WAS MAKING FUN I JUST IGNORED HIM AND TALKED TO MY FRIEND SO THAN HE SHUT UP AND LIKE EVER SINCE THEN HE SHUT UP AND HAVENT TALKED TO ME

SO WHAT IM JUST SAYING IS THAT JUST IGNORE THAT PERSON AND THEY WILL STOP BOTHERING YOU BECAUSE ALL THEY WANT YOU TO FEEL IS BAD AND WHEN YOU JUST IGNORE THEM THEY'LL STOP BOTHERING YOU BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU REALLY DONT CARE ANYMORE

WELL HOPES THIS HELPS
~*GOD BLESS YOU*~

Answer 2

Well first im sorry there are rude ppl out ther picking on
you. They need to grow up.

If I got picked on I would just make jokes about their mama,
that will make they mad! Or I would prolly just punch the
meanest one out of the group! And keep swinging, and
swinging untill I couldnt anymore!

Im in college and dont have these problems, and im just
telling you what I would do. NEVER be afraid of anyone or
believe anything they say.

And if you dont believe in violence, dont take my advice,
but somtimes thats the ONLY thing you can do.

Good luck!
or beleive a thing they say.

Answer 3

for example if they say your shirt looks weird you can say not as weird as your face!
your face comebacks are pretty good
basically everyone has something you can make fun of them for-they could be short, annoying etc
you just need to find out what it is and come up with a good comeback to go with it
use this comeback only once though-if they continue to make fun of you respond- you just coming back for some more verbal abuse (name)?

Answer 4

smile and walk away. tthey won' t be able to figure out why you are smiling. And will be completely dumb-founded. don't cave in to the lowly sad behavior of the other childish individual who is picking on you. that would be make you no better than they are. after you leave school nobody cares anyways.

Answer 5

Okay you should be like At least I don't pick on people like you you obviously have NO life and No friends b/c if you did you wouldn't be waisting my time picking on me it's time to face it. I'm pretty and don't pick on anybody and you're a poor, unfortunate soal. If you can't take the truth learn how to accept it! Yup I went there!! Then you can add like a cheesy what's that I smell? Bacon that just got BURNED. Whoa don't set the smoke alarm off!!
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Then also a nicer one is:
Jealousy isn't the key ( their name ) if you can't accept that then please stop picking on me and hire a sycologist. It will do a lot of people a lot of good!!!!! (then have like your friends point at him/her) Thank you! (then wear a huge smile )
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You're mean to us (me) because your jealous so i'm going to say this nice and simple GET A LIFE! Please? Thank you then smile!
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You obviously have nothing better to do than pick on people who have done absalutly NOTHING to you. What you do is low take that in and don't even think about spitin' it back out.
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I'm sorry that you choose stupid things, you can't fix stupid!
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by the look of what you do you must be from the shallow end of your genes.

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Your county just called they're missing an IDIOT!
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Hi there I am a human i forgot...what are you?

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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people-
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(let's say their name is alex) well hey there al---Uhh (coughs) oh my gosh your (caughs) making me loose my (coughs) appitite (choking sounds) CHOKE
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Hey (w/e their name is) You seriously need to get a licence for being that ugly oh my gosh (chokE) be right back i have to go call the cops!! EVERYONE WE HAVE AN ILEGAL UGLY PERSON

Answer 6

Most people pick on others to make them feel sad around other peers.

If you're just talking to the person one on one, you don't need to say anything back at them because it's not worth fighting for.

If you're around other people, like friends, and they start picking on you, just start a conversation with another friend and it will make the a.sshole feel like s.hit simply because he didn't get what he wanted others give you.

And what they want is to not only make you feel like dump, but to degrade you around others to lower your rep and self- respect you get from your peers.

Answer 7

oh yea? well why dont you go lock urself in a dark room getting paler instead of showing ur ugly face out here.
go die.
make the world a better place.

=P i know i'm mean

Answer 8

why are you picking on me? have you looked in the mirror? you're __enter something mean here__, repeat, repeat. do you want me to constantly make fun of you for those every day? I dont like so dumb butt <--- use the a word haha

Answer 9

Just say, "oh ya, well I DoNT LIKE YOUR PANTS!" everyone laughs at that. heres some add ons.

-EAT IT HOWS LUNCH!
-PUT THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT
-ummmm UR MOM

Answer 10

Maybe you should tell a teacher, parent or gardian. You could also say to stop and just ignore them. Good Luck!