Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye was admitted to Oxford University, and was now living in his first year of residence there. His clan was very excited that one of their own had made it into the upper class of education, but were concerned how he'd do in "that strange land." After the first month, his mother came to visit, with reinforcements of whiskey and oatmeal.
"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.
"Oh, Mother," he replied, shaking his head sadly, "they're such terrible, noisy people: The one on that side keeps banging his head against the wall, and woon't stop; and the one on the other side screams and screams and screams away into the night."
"But Donald! How do you manage with those dreadful noisy English neighbours?"
"Well, mother, I just ignore 'em. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes..."
2007-12-05 12:22:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Keep practising Donald, I don't feel sorry for you or your neighbours.
2007-12-05 12:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would have to agree with his neighbors as I dont care for the bagpipes.
2007-12-05 12:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dreadful noisy Jock i would say, looooooooooooool
2007-12-05 12:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I should come here more often - you're a hoot! Is 48 too young to join?
2007-12-05 13:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by scooter 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good thing he wasn't my neighbor, I'd a killed him! Very funny. I'm sending this to my friend.
2007-12-05 12:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nope i dont feel feel sorry for him... the old git shouldt have a crappy name like a crappy hamburger
2007-12-05 12:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by Spooky Mouse 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh Hush!
2007-12-05 17:28:30 · answer #7 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A well behaved lad he be (snicker)
2007-12-06 04:04:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would do the same..so why feel sorry for him?
2007-12-05 12:30:38 · answer #9 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-05 16:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋