were hypothetically speaking about to engage on a campaign of tyranny and world domination including merciless subjugation of the human race, how would you begin?
2007-12-05 11:32:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Government
You are NOT a ICKLE BICKLE FWUFFY bear.
You are trying to sell yourself as the nice cuddly bear to society.
Actually you're very similar to HAL 9000 (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) an artificial intelligence, the sentient on-board computer of the spaceship Pennybun.
TT8 P.E.N.F.O.L.D appears to be mistaken about a fault in the spacecraft, astronauts Willy Brinkmann and Walter Rummenigge consider disconnecting his cognitive circuits. They believe that TT8 P.E.N.F.O.L.D cannot hear them, but are unaware that TT8 P.E.N.F.O.L.D is capable of lip reading. Faced with the prospect of disconnection P.E.N.F.O.L.D, decides to kill the astronauts in order to protect and continue "his" programmed directives. Which is after all to alter the world view on the Germans....also he invaded Poland and blamed the Germans. And that goal in1966 was one of his doings. He is a retarded robot.
2007-12-05 12:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
First thing I'd do is wish I were an ickle bickle fwuffy bear. Oh the humiliation I would rain down, ruling with an iron fist as an ickle bickle fwuffy bear, mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
2007-12-05 11:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'd begin as an ickle bickle fwuffy little bear.
2007-12-05 11:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would get some good drugs and get into the Hillary camp and brainwash her. Whisper in her ear and control her from a distance. This way if things get, um shall we say, messy? You can kick back and let the blame fall on her. A ready made scape goat. Not to ba'a'a'a'a'd, said sheepishly.
2007-12-05 13:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd get out my VooDoo doll and stick pins in it. But then again maybe I am an ickle bickle fwuffy bear who is more prickly;)
2007-12-05 11:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Iowa Caucuses followed by the Primary in New Hampshire.
2007-12-05 11:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by Songbyrd JPA ✡ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
First, I would prepare the wedding cake, hoping that the Godfather would use his political connections to get my nephew repatriated...then, I would agree to sing at the wedding so that they don't stick a dead horses head in my bed. Then, I would definitely not shoot Santino on the Causeway..."Look at how they massacred my boy!"
2007-12-05 11:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would begin with a sentence that wasn't spell checked by Moley!
2007-12-05 19:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By setting up camp in a German Artist's Hostel. Lot's of flammable things in dem places...
2007-12-05 11:38:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Oooo lala... Who is this gherd, and why haven't I heard of him before?
He deserves best answer you sackless fruit cake.
2007-12-05 13:20:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋